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An ugly old people sweater. The kind that my grandpa might wear.
I was horrified when katie pointed out what chris was wearing. It was an ugly grandpa sweater. We gasped in horror and then pity,that he was let out of the house dressed like that.
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from the movie willy wonka and the chocolate factory.
"but me and gandpa joe...." from the song cheer up charlie.
the lady singing sounds SO dumb.
Grandpa Joe and all of the other grandparents sat in a bed and ate cabbage soup for 8 years.
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When you collect a bunch of roaches and roll a nice blunt out of them.
Yo, I had like 10 roaches from last week and used them to make a nice ass grandpa blunt.
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Something magical that happens when one of your friends get served and everyone throws up their right arm saying, "Ooooohhhh." Like the main characters from Regular Show. And then you drop your arm limp like a grandpa dick in front of you.
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A OB/Gyn doctor that is old enough to be your grandpa. Many women prefer this type especially if there are no female gynecologist available because they don't feel as embarrassed when he examines them. Most women do not want a good looking young OB/Gyn because they are already so self conscious about lying on the exam table with their feet in the stirrups. Grandpa will also do annual breast exams.
I was so embarrassed when the handsome, young gynecologist entered the exam room. I was hoping for a Grandpa Gynecologist.
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A burger served at A&W made out of senior citizens. Originated in Germany during World War 2 when a German field marshall suggested that the cooks serve dead seniors to the prisoners to keep them alive.
Hey! This grandpa burger is good!
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That grandpa you have that lives by himself in that bigass house. He's loaded. He's got that big shiny SUV. Always got his prescription sunglasses on. Wears a hat even while inside. Socks and sandals all day bitch. Unless he has his fly hi-top blue sneakers or boots. Goes to the bank to get you your fat weekly allowance. In his pajamas. Makes everybody call him Uncle *insert name* You could totally see him in a rap video.
Jake: Howie your grandpa is so cool.
Howie: That's Uncle Grandpa to you.
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