Greek mythology

A series of myths; usually having Greek gods,mythological creatures,heroes,and demi-gods.

Usually seen in Social Studies textbooks.

Artemis is the goddess of the moon and the hunt.
The Minotaur is a creature that is half man half bull.
Percy Jackson is a demi-god.
Samantha and I love Greek Mythology.

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Greek physique

Used in reference to a body that is godlike in appearance; such as the ones depicted in statues of Greek gods.

"My god, doesn't Raoul just have a Greek physique?"

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greek crowbar

When two (or more) homosexual males love on each other so hard that they are basically inseparable... except by a mythical/hypothetical prying tool.

Based on the old joke: "In Greece, do you know how they separated the men from the boys? With a crowbar."

Those men have a bond that can't be broken by the strongest of Greek Crowbars.

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Greek Spelunker

The act of inserting an illumiated flashlight into a female's rectum, then spreading her labium with both hands, attempting to "see the light"

I lost my class ring in Kristen's gaping cavern, and had to perform a Greek Spelunker in a valiant attempt to recover the lost treasure.

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nice greek

greece is trying to steal turkish food. greeks are acting like it's their food, like cacik to caciki, baklava to baklavaki etc. and turkish people acted like all of the bad turkish stuff are greek peoples' as greeks like turkish stuff :D

*some bad turkish content exists*
a turkish person: nice greek video

Greek Rapper

1. Any rapper from Greece. (e.g. Snik, Light)
2. A specific artist called Greek Rapper (GreekRapperVEVO on YouTube) who focuses on instrumental tracks and beat making.

-Do you listen to Snik’s new song?
-Wait, isn’t he that Greek Rapper?

Greek breakfast

The Greek breakfast includes a cold frappe coffee,and some ciggaretes..

-Hey,what you had for breakfast today ?

-I only drunk a coffee along some ciggaretes,I had a greek breakfast.

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