Random
Source Code

Tod wanging

A game whereby you find some really clayish soil, work it into a tod (small missile) then get a flexible long twig, and press it onto the end. You then wang it (thow it) by holding the other end of the stick, usually aiming at your friends. Dog's tennis ball throwing sticks also work a treat.

Hi Simon, let's go to the park and do some tod wanging.

by LordHerefordsNob May 19, 2022


Tod wanging

A game whereby you find some really clayish soil, work it into a tod (small missile) then get a flexible long twig, and press it onto the end. You then wang it (thow it) by holding the other end of the stick, usually aiming at your friends. Dog's tennis ball throwing sticks also work a treat.

Hi Simon, let's go to the park and do some tod wanging.

by LordHerefordsNob May 19, 2022


Todding The Rails

To live the rest of one's life in a card board box and become the literal definition of a hobo eating old fish tacos for lunch. Done so in a narcissistic manner where "one does what one wants"

Allison failed her classes and had to spend most of her adult life Todding the Rails.

by crispacuity March 25, 2015


Todding Out

A moment of dissociation from reality when all of existence narrows to a bright pinpoint, occasionally resulting in a face-plant onto concrete. Frequently associated with unexpectedly large tokes of the reefer

Awwww, ya boy done took one of them bong rips and now he's over there Todding Out. Uh-oh...Catch him 'fore he hits the floor again!

by Herbert LaVerga November 27, 2024


Bartender Tod

Pouring beer onto your girl’s ass and then yelling your neighbor’s name with your girl screaming in pain and pleasure as you engage in intercourse.

Friend 1: so what happened after you took Nancy home last night? She totally wanted that d
Friend 2: it was unbelievable bro. I gave her a bartender tod and then a Wet Malfoy in the morning.
Friend 1: sounds like fun. What’s her number?

by Freggsmash May 14, 2019