tackle punch

what Shaq does to coworkers

Did you see Shaq just run out of the room and tackle punched his coworker?!?!

Tackle Hugs

A very excited version of hello in written form. Usually displayed with tons of extra "g's" and "s's". This is meant to express someone so exicted to see you that a visual of someone tackling and hugging at the same time comes to mind.

KittyTrishia will always tackle hug someone she loves in the #sdchat room.

KittyTrishia: TACKLEEEEEEE HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Long time no see!

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Lesbian Tackle

a lady tackling another lady to the floor during a water fight and rolling around in the grass.

When Hayleigh grabs Lauren and pulls her to the floor and drenches her with water whilst wearin a white shirt! mmm yum! <3 :D this is a lesbian tackle

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wedding tackle

A classy term to reference the entirety of one's manhood. The term includes the penis, scrotum and BOTH testicles; however it is acceptable to still use the term in the instance one may have just a single testicle.

Steven used his wedding tackle so many times before the honeymoon ended, Martha was afraid it was permanently damaged!

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Tackled By a Squirrel

When you hear it just lol.

It refers a guy getting his nuts busted while or after being tackled.

Teacher: Where's David?
Brian: He got tackled by a squirrel.
Class: LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

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bait and tackle

Back in the Sailing days of Columbus..the men would get "lonely" So when they hit the beach they would collect worms in a jar..when back on the high seas and the URGE hit them they would insert the penis into the jar of worms, which would feel similar to their lady back home, and also would be FEEDING the worms at the same time!

Well Lady Victoria is not around, I better retire to my cabin for some BAIT N TACKLE!!

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slide tackle

Used as a sexual reference: is commonly known as the act of a guy putting on cleats, slide tackling a girl into her vagina, then punching her in both boobs, shitting on her back, and then doing her. It is the sexual fantasy of many men, and is a common fetish in the porn industry.

You don't believe me? Google it.

Ryan: So the other day I was walking into my room when I saw Brady slide tackle the hell out of that bitch. It was so weird cause then he punched both her boobs, shit on her back, and proceeded to do her right there. Gross.

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