Douche Tail

Long, excess part of one's belt, that hangs down in a douchy way, possibly bringing attention to one's genitalia. Only exhibited by an individuals with belts that are way too long.

Wearing a size 54 belt to hold up size 46 trousers, or short trousers, dangling that excess piece of leather...or other synthetic fiber belt. That braided douche tail really kicks it up one notch.

mermaid tail

When you fall asleep after sex and the jizz leaks out and glues your legs together.

Damn Meg, you should have cleaned up after that gang bang last night, now you’re mermaid tailing it.

Tail Stroker

Perverted old men that sit around and stroke the tails of their 2 pound white dogs while they sit on their laps.

Did you see that friggin tail stroker Mark sitting in his chair stroking Lucie's tail during the Patriots-Jets game? WTF - can't he do that when we're not around?

Tail Wagging

1. When you create events to happen to suit your agenda.
2. Manipulating the universe around you in such a way that you get what you want and no one knows you set it up.
3. Planned luck.
4. creating a 0% risk event for yourself or others.

The politician was caught Tail Wagging.

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tattle-tail

one who tells on somebody when what they're telling doesn't at all affect them

Joe is such a tattle-tail. He saw me sneak a cookie and he told mom.

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camel tail

When a guys pants are so tight that you can see the outline of his dick. The male equivalent of camel toe.

"Dude, that emo guys pants are so tight, I don't think I have ever seen camel tail that bad!"

"Chicks can kinda see, like the boarders and outline of my dick a little. The camel tail"

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turn tail

to run away in fear (and run is often added although this essentially makes it redundant)

Don't turn tail when you have a huge turnout like that.

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