a turd talker is one who speaks complete SHITE! there are many kinds of turd talker but the most common one would be the one who blabbers on with turds flying aimlessly outof their mouth.
commonly sung like the bee-gees hit "jive talking" except with the lyrics swapped for teh obvious "turd-talking"
"That guy ben is a complete turd talker, all he does is talk shite! he needs to wipe his mouth more than his arse!"
9π 3π
The person who always promises but does nothing.
My roommate is a pussy talker. He has given me a lot of promises, but he does not do any of them
6π 2π
someone(usually referred to a man) who has an unusually highly pitched voice
Bob is such a high talker, I couldnt tell if he answered the phone or if Jill did.
26π 14π
A Text-to-Speech program made to fuck with people on the phone or in internet voice chatrooms.
Shit talker 1.2 by jundice
30π 20π
Anyone who uses text acronyms in real life when talking to another person.
Jake: Did you hear about the new horror movie coming out next week?
Darryl: OMG, I wanna see that movie so bad!
Jake: wow, you're such a text-talker.
12π 6π
When someone talks to another individual about somebody so they donβt have sex.
She wonβt let me smash because tony is a pillow talker
8π 3π
Someone who talks non-stop about work especially to people who aren't coworkers. Common offensives: constant use of lingo and acronyms that others don't understand or care to understand, name dropping of coworkers that others don't know or care to know, going into way too much details about specifics in their work day.
So my new roommate is a work talker. She told me last night in painful detail about how the copier broke at her job and how Susie and Jim (who recently broke up) had to push the reset button and after three times it still would not work. They had to call the service guy who came to fix it and turns out it was the toner because Susie had made so many copies last week when she was working on the S.C.A.N.T project.