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First, you will need to find two lesbians that are willing to be filmed while in the act. Next, tell the girls that it is ok for them to get started without you while you "get your camera set up." Leave the room, get naked and come back with the camera. While one girl is eating the other out, shit on the girl's chest who is receiving. Quickly turn around and piss on the same girl's chest. Your river of urine will carry your shit directly into the mouth of the unsuspecting rug muncher.
I'm goin to the gay bar, gotta get some dikes to set up a Tallahassee Water-Slide.
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The act of folding the testicles above the shaft for a more aggressive and complex appearance. Alternatively known in Europe as the Irish weather balloon.
After spotting a mountain lion on the hiking trail , I immediately produced a Tallahassee top hat. The wildcat was discouraged and immediately left the area .
When one or more objects are inserted simultaneously into two different orifices of a person by one individual.
Don't go to the gastroenterologist - he might just give you a Tallahassee reach around.
The tractor pull is the sporting act of gathering up at least two white trash women, and inserting two to three balls of a single strand of anal beads into each participant who then clamp down and pull with all their might, much like a tug of war. The victor is the one to forcefully remove the beads from the other, however, there are no winners.
Note: If you happen to attend a Tallahassee Tractor Pull, bring a poncho or plastic sheeting like at a Gallagher show. Forcefully removing anal beads like you're rip starting a lawn mower can shower participants and spectators alike with blood and shit. Beware.
Damn y'all, Crystal and Tammy Lynn had themselves a Tallahassee Tractor Pull at the bonfire last night and I forgot my poncho!
The act of five construction workers defecating in a prostitutes mouth who then has to walk to the nearest port-a-john to spit it out.
Let’s pick up a hooker and do a Tallahassee Dump Truck on our lunch break.
When somebody fucks another somebody with a limp penis
Last night after the party I accidentally Tallahassee noodle fucked somebody
A two hit tallahassee is a manoeuvre used when a participant in a sesh is unable to fully hit the bong. The user light the bowl and inhale a normally but is unable to pull the ash through into the water. The user exhales the smoke and immediately proceeds to hit the bowl again until there is no ash remaining
Buddy: I've never smoked before
Me: no worries, just smoke a two hit tallahassee