Horizontally tall

Aka fat

I'm not fat, just horizontally tall!

The tall tax

The 'tall tax' refers to the many inconveniences that a tall person may encounter in their life (whether that be financially or socially).

Most tall people are at a disadvantage financially because when they are on a long journey, they will often have no choice but to pay a premium for extra legroom even though they physically cannot fit in the seat otherwise.

In social situations, if there is a crowd trying to view an event, the tall person will always have to stand at the back because all of the smaller people will complain that they can't see. This is ironic as often the tall person will also not be able to see because they are not giants

Just because I'm tall, doesn't mean that I should have to pay more to sit down. That's the tall tax for you

team tall

A community of tall women. The Tall Guides community goes by the name of #teamtall - a supportive and encouraging, women-only, tall group made up of thousands of tall women from around the world.

1. You're tall. You should join team tall on facebook
2. Team tall is an online tall community for women
3. Team tall are my people

tall grasser

A term used to describe a girl you would have sex with but don't want anyone to know you did the dirty with. She is usually not never attractive but easy and desperate. So are you if you do her. I heard this term from a farm exchange worker from Australia about 15 years ago.

On the bus trip I had a good time with a tall grasser.

Tall boy

Sam Winchesters from the CW show Supernatural

Sam Winchester is my favourite tall boy

Tall People

Tall people love swallowing others whole, they think it is funny to step on migets. They are superior and everyone bows down to them. If they dont, they get eaten alive :).

Short person: PLZ dont eat me!!
Tall Person: *Steps on them* Yum Dinner
Tall people will eat anyone they dont like

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tall people

Real tall people (6 foot or taller)
when there younger get teased sometimes because of their lenght and lankiness. But let me tell you this tall people have a great presence in crowds...you see a tall guy comming in a room YOU NOTICE. tall people will rule the world because they are born leaders, there good at basketball, they have big penises, when a tall guy wants to beat you up..you better run son cause hes gonna fuck you up. Tall people end up with hot supermodels when they grow up.

-Hey look at that tall guy, yeh hes a great guy he can reach that can on the top shelf.

-Wow

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