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The biggest and fakest fraternity ever. Consisting of no real pledge process in which you get to know your pledge brothers and fraternity brothers who pledged before you. The size of "Teek" gets to be over 30 brothers who just want to drink, smoke, and not contribute to society. 2 brothers will pass each other in the hall and have no idea who the other person is. All they will know them by is that they are wearing the same letters. Go greek or go TKE
Tau Kappa Epsilon is the most illegitimate fraternity out there. Join a real one, it looks better on your resume, trust me.
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The vaginal discharge of sorority row. Commonly referred to as Zits, Tits, and Arm pits...
Those Zeta Tau Alpha girls are nothing but Zits, Tits, and Arm pits.
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A group of intolerant racist rednecks typically found at small universities in the east Texas vicinity. Known for their constant smiles and seemingly polite mannerisms, delts often bitch like sorority girls and have a Napoleon complex. These ignoramuses often throw rush parties where they let in underage girls and, after the cops show up, claim that this has "never happened before". The pledge master is also typically a southern baptist closet homosexual who likes to play gay board games like chutes and ladders rather than fuck hot girls. The other officers are typically wannabe rich white redneck trash from Arkansas or a short kinesiology major who has semi hot girlfriend and thinks he's badass.
Guy number one: "hey man! I'm rushing delta tau delta!"
Guy number two: "have fun playing chutes and ladders. Just make sure ur chute stays closed while around your pledge master!"
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A fraternity based on brotherhood and spirituality that actually makes one part of the family. Mostly popular in the east coast and south, ATOs the country over are known for being the "nice guys" who end up dating the girls instead of just slaying. They are known for their vast interest in music, art, and the greater fine arts. Looking for true meaning in life, they are taught to live out their life day by day. Loved by many, hated by few, the ATOs are one of the largest fraternities in the United States, steadily growing and catching up to those that started before them. When one hears of an "ATO party", they know that anyone will be able to come because it is not a fraternity of douchebags such as sigma chi or PIKE- this goes along with part of their creed "to foster, not partisanship, but the recognition of true merit wherever found". Another deep interest of ATOs mostly in the west coast seems to be their love for dancing. This is clearly seen in this video of ATOs at UCSB dancing on youtube. This combined with their love of different types of music allows ATOs to throw the most fun parties on campus. Whenever a sorority girl or any lady in general needs help, they call up the ATOs- the nicest guyest on campus.
Guy 1: dude, can i go to that party or will i get kicked out for not being in the frat?
Guy 2: dude, they're ATOs, they like everyone unless you piss them off
Girl 1: hey i need help with getting this to my car
Girl 2: let me call up john, hes an ATO- Alpha Tau Omega, and their the nicest guys on campus
Girl 1: hey are jimmy and john ATOs?
Girl 2: ya howd you know?
Girl 1: cuz theyre so nice, cute, and amazing at dancing. id totally date them.
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sorority girls who are known for being nASTy
Dude, you hooked up with a girl in alpha sigma tau last night? You better get yourself checked for A STd... those girls are nASTy.
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The most fraternal group of professional men that has ever graced the surface of this Earth. Society as a whole has only this 116 year old chapter to thank for many of the engineering marvels of the world. Also, they are very good looking and athletic.
"Bro that party at Beta Chapter of Theta Tau was the greatest party I've ever been to. Those guys are fraternity legends."
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The best fraternity in the world.
Damn, those TKE's are badass, they floated 12 kegs in an hour.
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