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Mongolian Tea Party

When a lady on her period removes her tampon and releases her "flow" into the tank of a toilet. She then leaves the used tampon in the tank with the string dangling out of the back like the world's nastiest tea bag.

A* My boyfriend cheated on me!

B* Girl! He's not worth you! Hit him with the Mongolian tea party before leaving his ass!

by WhiskeyRoler January 31, 2023


unicorn tea party

when two guys and one girl are engaged in sexual activity. the men must wear strap-on "horns" (head dildos) and they double penetrate "down there" so its like riding a unicorn. afterwards she collects the magical "unicorn tea" (jizz) and they have what is called a unicorn tea party.

i had the best time with brad, we had a unicorn tea party with this chick. my head is still sore...

by the dylanator March 20, 2010

32๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Boston tea party

The act of an American boy ejaculating onto a British girl's vagina, also known as 'yanking on her harbour'.

It's been a little monotonous in the bedroom lately so just as I was reaching my vinegar strokes I pulled out and re-enacted the Boston tea party!

by monkeyslut16 October 20, 2011

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Boston Tea Party

The event in which someone is "teabagged" by a person from Boston.

Did you hear about The Boston Tea Party! Danny got it so bad !

by thehaboobcrew November 16, 2011

24๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blumpkin Tea Party

This is the seldom seen or even dared mentioned circumstance in which two homosexual males partake in a rare ritual whereby one gentleman places the scrotum (or nutsack) of the second honorable gentleman in his mouth while the second gentleman defecates into a toilet bowl. When the act is completed roles are swapped and they are having themselves a mighty fine Blumkin Tea Party. (May take place with 2 or more guests).

The Puerto Rican janitor was subsequently arrested after inviting two male pupils to a Blumpkin Tea Party in the janitor's closet.

by GeneralG7 March 2, 2011

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Boston Tea Party

"Boston Tea Party" or just BTP, somthing you can put your used tea bags in when they're done flavouring your tea.

"My tea's done, need a Boston Tea Party, please pass me that used glass."

"Where should I put my used Tea Bag? I need a BTP and I need it now!"
-"Use my old Pringles can, gonna throw it away anyway"

by Dellenisse November 22, 2010

212๐Ÿ‘ 159๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tea Party Downgrade

An event that occurs when a radical organization hijacks the mainstream discussion and refuses compromise even a compromise is in their own best interests

Also see: The fable of the scorpion and the frog.

Q) Didn't the US used to have an eternally flawless credit rating?

A) Yea, but that was before we got teabagged with a Tea Party Downgrade

Q) Didn't refusing to negotiate used to be super badass and cool?
A) Yea, but that was before teabaggers came along with a Tea Party Downgrade.

by spaceship earth August 10, 2011

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