Teacher

Robotic lifeform created in huge government-run factories and occasionally allowed out to the shops or to have families created to maintain the malicious lie that they are in fact human.

We had a free lesson 'cause our teacher had to go in for it's yearly servicing

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Teacher

The wanker at school that makes you learn. Often out to get you.

That teacher is such a bitch

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Teacher

Someone who is a) stuck up and arrogant and attempts to asert his/her auithority on younger people
or b) someone who tries to destroy your free will and intelligence

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teachers

stupid idiots who don't know how to have any fun what-so-ever and won't let kids do anything they want to

i hate teachers

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teacher

A loser in life who spends his/her sad life making up bullshit work to waste your life with so that he/her can get paid. These critters are protected by society such that you can't put them in their place without getting into shit with your parents.

Nope sorry I cant go skating today because my teacher gave me homework

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Teacher

Gives out so much homework yet failed to teach.

Teachers. What do you expect?

Teacher

A demonic bitch that Jake probably fucked at 2am to get good grades

Jake: “my teacher is a demonic bitch”

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