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Requires three partners, and at least one guy. The male partner must jam his cock up the 2nd partner's asshole so far up that his dick comes out the 2nd partner's mouth. The 3rd partner then procedes to hook up with the 2nd partner, therefore giving the 1st partner a blowjob.
Note: To perform this position, the male partner must have a dick that exceeds the length from the partners asshole to their mouth.
Man 1: Oh my god man, I have never cummed so fast as the time I gave Jack and Daisy an Oklahoma Teapot!!!
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UK: Insult used in the military when a recruit is either accident prone, clumsy, just plain slow or a combination of these.
Variations include:
Chocolate kettle
Chocolate fireguard.
PRIVATE you have left your safety catch of AGAIN...YOU ARE A SLOB, you are about as much use as a fekin' CHOCOLATE TEAPOT!, etc, etc....
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the act of having sex with a woman in the inclined position then after you fill her up with your spout, you tip her over and everything runs out
lindsay and i tried the im a little teapot just like the rhyme and jizz got everywhere
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when ya suck dick with hot tea in your mouth
I knutted so hard after she gave me that teapot dome scandal, my dick aches.
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To shit in a kettle and boil it, then use the steaming mixture to douche your girlfriend
Fernando: Dude I gave my girl a San Franciscan Teapot last night
Horatio: That must have hurt!
Fernando: I know. She was hot and wet, if you know what I mean!!!!!!!
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Mad chill hommie. Can't touch this homegirl in any aspect of ghetto. Ausome.
Fellatio Teapot Yo is just to ghetto for this town.
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Bill: do you think my having my old things is useful?
Sam: Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Bill: umm ok?