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Amazing underground rapper. Better than any other, especially that stupid dumb looking F*** lil wayne
I can write a verse and take the sun away... DARKNESS
Say good bye to light bcause it's gone today... DARKNESS
Ain't no smiling happiness is done away... DARKNESS
Watch me paint a pic that'll make you run away... DARKNESS
-Tech N9ne
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the meaningless job that all Devry drop outs get stuck with becuase they are to lazy to graduate college, but just smart enough to piss someone off on the phone and accidently hang up on them because i'm so goddamn pissed off that i just tried to hang myself with my phone cord but i'm such a raging pansy that everytime i get close to blacking out i freak out and just continue on with the call. Tech support reps are the most pent up raging potential violent crimnals in America. I hate my life and i don't give a shit if you can't get on the internet.
Caller:i can't get on the internet
Tech Support: is your computer on.
Caller:uh... is that the big gray box or the small black one?
Tech:(on mute:Kill me now God.) The big one.
Caller:it's supposed to be on?
Tech:(on mute: why do you allow people to live God?)Yes Sir.
Caller: Well give me a minute and i'll turn it on.
Tech:(on mute- You stupid ass hole turn on your goddamn computer before you call, i hate you,your wife,your children even your cat, i hate your cat.) Sure thing Sir take your time.(since i've got all f-ing day.) That's what i'm here for.
Caller: Your such a nice person to be so patient with me.
Tech: Thank you sir.(on mute-i wish death on you. Why? why did i deserve this living hell?)
STOP CALLING ME I HATE ALL OF HUMANITY. That's tech support
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1. the greatest rapper to pick up a mic
2. MUCH better than lil wayne's sorry ass
3. One who is a straight up boss
4. Another word for "genius"
Tech N9ne is unbelievibly amazing at everything
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A tech savy person who cannot function/live without constantly being connected to the current Technology. This person is constantly thinking and/or talking about the current tech or whats just around the corner. Whether its the internet, HDtvs, gaming consols, smart phones or the latest Blu-Ray release, this is the guy you go to for your tech info & advice.
I wish Tim would just put his phone away when we are at the dinner table. Stop updating Twitter & Facebook & have a conversation with your wife! Oh well, I guess thats what you get when you marry a Tech Junkie.
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Refers to large technology companies that have significant impact and even control over elements of our daily lives. Facebook, Google, Apple, Amazon and Microsoft. Also Youtube(owned by Google) Netflix, Whatsapp (owned by Facebook), PayPal, Twitter, Spotify and Tencent. Big tech is watching you and selling your data to advertisers. They control what you see and hear online and can sensor anything they don't agree with. They filter search engine results to cater to their agendas and ideals. They want you sign up to their monthly subscriptions and use their payment services. They want you to have a digital ID (ID2020) so they can track your every move, medical history and social credit score (Black Mirror - Nose Dive) etc. The only way to escape big tech is to go off-grid.
Person 1: Big Tech will take over the world.
Person 2: It already has.
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Cell Tech - Derived from the African plant, "Cellerious Technecious", part of the Celery family. The 19th carbon atom has been modified making Cell Tech a nandrolone. Due to the sheer potency of this androgen it has been branded a class AA drug, meaning posession can lead to life imprisonment. Cell tech also has a very long active life. Cell Tech can lead to long term testicular atrophy and severe body mass increase in short periods of time.
Cell tech is not affected by aromatase or 5alpha-reductase, Cell tech is about 45times more more effective per milligram as testosterone esters, for best results and safety with Cell tech it should be administered intramuscularly. It is orally biovailable but this is not reccomended due to the effects it can have on major organs. This substance is hard to manufacture therefore making it very expansive and not very available. There are many labs that claim to sell it but very few produce the real drug.
Bodybuilder's often times, when asked about their alleged steroid use, claim to have only taken Cell-Tech. The reason for this, is Cell-Tech's reputation for quick production of large volumes of muscle-mass. Cell Tech is prohibited in almost all professional sports around the world and is notorious for its hazardous and potent effects. Most doctors advise against the use of Cell Tech and will report the use of Cell Tech to authorities if they hear any of their patients use it. Several organizations have been founded in order to stop the production and sales, of Cell-Tech, one such organization is MuscleMissions(website : http://www.musclemissions.org/).According to MuscleMissions, Cell-Tech can be brewed from supplies found at home and parents should watch their kids closely. Infact, BodyBuilding.com, is rumored to have a section of the IFBB Pro forum, dedicated solely to the production of such chemicals.
Cell-tech was first discovered in 1935 as a cure for certain diseases. Today it is used medically to cure muscle wasting diseases such as aids or muscular dystrophy.
Cell-Tech History
After the discovery of the rare nomenclature of this member of the celery family in 1934, the science world exploded with this discovery that would cause a shocking cresendeu of muscular development, Dr Greg Valentino who first created the bioavalible strand of the drug, using water frequency modulation, was the first known user of this compound, which he foolishly decided to test upon himself, isolated in the bicep muscle, which became beyond gargantuan.
It was however, years before, in the far south of africa where this plant thrives on the arid landscape, where tribesmen first found, and implimented this plant, although not as potent as the modulated version, the plant Cellerious Technecious was widley known as a cure for infertility.
warning Cell-tech is a very unstable muscle building phenomenon. Do not shake bottle, as it can cause black holes and riffs in the time transition. Also avoid contact with vagina as it contains horse semen products
Gary: Hi, i just wanted to ask if you're natural?
Ronnie: No, i take dat dere cell-tech
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that one dude reppin kcmo...nah..he got skill!!!
"tech n9ne is the tightest rapper in the midwest"
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