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1) A metrosexual wereraccoon character in Lunaville Neoneelart universe based on N. Kavar
2) eastern ueropean web comics artist
Techno-Raccoon, the striped king of brainfuck and lord of trolling gives creeps even to the mighty pedobear
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A new intelligent species resulting from Homo sapiens' integration with technology. Techno sapiens are physically different from previous human groups through the use technology assisted genetic and physical modification. Techno sapiens evolution is technology driven and its genome will be different from Homo sapiens’ genome in ways never before imagined possible through natural evolution.
"On the following pages, photographer James Balog documents what he calls Techno sapiens: fusions of humans and machines that can be found today in American research labs and hospitals, and even on the streets. Add up the images, says Balog, and it's not hard to envision a race of flesh-and-technology beings with electric hands, legs of steel that run a two-minute mile, and perceptual powers unknown in nature."
a viking visiting Germany, techno vikings heart beats loud enough to provide music for the annual "fuck parade" in Berlin.
able to shatter a persons nerves by simply pointing at them
requires water to be served to him upside down, and is delivered notes on a weekly basis
"this hi-fi sound system runs at 1/10th the volume of Techno Viking s heart beat"
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Originally a web comics artist, who made name after creating discriminative and abusive illustrated threads focusing on "the-reason-you-fail" topics (which prooved to be not bad after all and showed the effectivness of butthurt provocation in masses) + drew tribute art to eastern european club whore's modelling (most likely shot on cellphones), whose art actually used to be quite fun (but has seen better days). The creator (Neonil) once cared about his customers and their satisfaction. Not anymore. The new Techno-raccoon is too deep into advertising and shameless self promotion (honestly, to position self among a bunch of complete dorks and loosers is a sure way to look God-like on their background and a nice way to promote self too as his example shows) to care about anyone anymore. The only thing he cares about now is making money. Neonil doesnt care about the quality of Neoneelart anymore. More modelling (aka shut up-sit-watch and jerk off over my eyebrows, motherfuckers, they're UNSTOPPABLE!!!111), more random portrait photography, more unfinished Lunaville comics (basically nothing but illustrated guides on how to exterminate the unworthy wuss) and so on. So if you want to experience the best of Neoneelart, get your credit cards ready, because the only things this greedy bastard cares about are benjamins and jacksons. (hundreds and twentys for those of you who didnt get it.) Long live the power of money! Raccoon power FTW!
A: That dumbass Techno-Raccoon is kinda cute
B: Yeah
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A techno beat derived strictly from the vocal cords in a loud manner.
:Surface has entered the channel:
Surface - "Hey guys, want to hear my scream techno?"
Dino - "NO wait let me tak..."
Surface - "AHH AHH OO AH OO AH AH OO AH"
Dino - "Goddamnit man, my ears. Ima cut you."
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When your electronic necessities aren't working for an extend period of time in times of need
Person 1: Ugghh I have a 9 hour ride tomorrow to my grandparents house with my mom & little sister and both my iPod & cell phone aren't working!
Person 2: Sucks for you. I've never had techno-starvation that bad.
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Used at the end of a sequence of events while story telling to convey anger or frustration.
Comes from the story of some guy who works at target food court, has a customer come in at closing and orders a ton of food, then changed her mind because it's not organic. He has to stay late due to this, is angry and blasts techno on the drive home.
Hungry. Go to fridge. Find bacon. Smells like feet. Blast Techno