(Partly from an internet trend) used to have it said in a funner way
Tell it to me straight, doc.
Doc: you have have testosterone cancer
Now tell it to me gay
Doc: Oh I have so tea for for you, you have NO manly.
Something someone says to someone that's high even if that said someone is higher than a blanket.
Woodspannaelanaitucket!
Woodspannaelanaitucket?
no more "my body's telling me's"
(verb to be) inventing excuses
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
Huh? There something you want to tell me fat shit? Come on. Spit it out.
Hym "Got something you want to tell me? Huh? How is it that you can afford to pay $1000 a month for you mother to NOT support herself but an act of god occurs that temporarily renders me unable to support myself and you don't have $240 for whichyou would eventually be reimbursed? Because it's spite. You want me to work hard in spite if the fact that you are aggregating an disseminating information about me (likely for profit). Go fuck yourself. I shouldn't have to do anything if my very existence generates revenue."
Better and more creative way to say I don’t know
Q: Do you have herpes ?
A: Tell me and will both know.
used as an ironic acknowledgment of one's familiarity with a difficult or unpleasant situation or experience described by someone else.
"My car broke down on the highway in the pouring rain, and I had to wait for hours for a tow truck." "Tell me about it," my friend replied, sighing as they clutched their own dead phone. (Their sigh and clutching the phone imply they're also stuck in a difficult situation).