Chicken Tenders

A virgin's favorite food.

Mommy get me more chicken tenders REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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load tender

204 - Motor Carrier Load Tender
This transaction set is sent to carriers to offer (tender) a shipment to a full load (truckload) motor carrier including detailed scheduling, equipment requirements, commodities, and shipping instructions pertinent to a load tender
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Excrement on a bed sheet given to a parent by a child

Mommy I took off my diaper and went # 2, here is my sheet. I am tendering you my load, this is the load tender.

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Tender Gentleman

The act of snuggling up with a woman and gently kissing her.

Paul: Dude did you bang that chick last night?

Frank: Nope, but I gave her the tender gentleman.

Paul: Aw Frank, you're such a good guy.

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tender dick

Tender dick tends to be a cock blocker. He wants all the pussy to himself. He is selfish. He thinks he is whipping the pussy the pussy is whipping him

The reason he's chose hoes over Bro's is he is a tender dick nigga

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meat tenderizer

A ugly girl who causes a dudes dick to go soft.

Aye yo, she a real meat tenderizer.
- I know right

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Tiny Tender

A very very small penis

Ew he has some tiny tenders

tender kit

A kit full of self harm supplies and medical things for if it goes wrong

Person 1: "Tom got mad when he saw my tender kit. He didn't know I cut."

Person 2: "Damn, I hope you're both alright."