the two coolest girls in the whole galaxy. everyone strides to be as cool as them. they have their own secret language and love life more than any other human being.
i love life, almost as much as shay and tess.
a very cute couple. Loved by the outsiders. The two will long live the royals.
dude 1: have you seen Tess and Tom?
dude 2: yes they are a cute couple
An amazing couple who love each other so much. And they both are amazing people and lovable you just can't get enough of them. But they love each other so mucj
Jake and Tess are so amazing
A story so weird and absurd that you would not have believed that happend to that person. Was it not a Tess that told it.
"Insane that happend to you. That is such a Tess Story"
Hayden gives oral sex to tess and can't bust lol
Hayden+tess sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Getting flaked on last minute by a female friend for seemingly no reason
She said she was going to sign up to the gym, so I did. She now said she didn’t and I’m locked into a 12 month contract. Looks like I got Tess Cucked
Blonde girl who says "poopie" and speaks in cursive a lot.
Friends with a bunch of hoes.
A: "Madeline Jean Tess"
B: "Oh did you mean Wednesday Addams?"