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winter Texan

After a male has engaged in anal sex, but before he has orgasmed, he pulls his member out and ejaculates over his partner's back, aiming for the area of the back directly above the top of the buttcrack.

Some people are freaky; some like giving Cleveland steamers, others are more a fan of the winter Texan.

by Bob the Angry Flower June 23, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


send home a texan

to take a crap or a dump. usually very large

"Hey, where is Bob?"
"He's in the bathroom sending home a Texan"

by bubbadave July 25, 2005

56๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


giving birth to a texan

Means to take an enourmous shit. Your eyes water when pushing out that texan!

After a night of bbq and beer, the next morning I had to "give birth to a texan".

by cesar March 28, 2005

56๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Texan Heat Wave

When a guy and a girl are having sex and get really sweaty, then the guy pulls out, cums on her stomach then lays on top of her like a flat pancake.

I woke up all sticky from the Texan Heat Wave I did with my girl last night.

by realDuckyMoMo June 18, 2019

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Texan Fat Man

when you doin anal with ya girl and pinch her little toe (some Chinese reflexology shit) to make her shit while your dick is inside. The resultant explosion is called a Texan Fat Man.

RIP nagasaki

Daquan: Yo my dick still stank after I gave LaQuesha a Texan Fat Man last night
Conan: ewwwwwwww nigga tf is she ok

by _shawshank January 19, 2019


Texan Daily Life

The best song ever.

Jon: Yo b-train, what's your favorite song?

B-train: Texan Daily Life by The Pillows! They're so much better than The Fray.

by monkeypoop123 November 8, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Epic Texan

A person that is born in Texas and was raised to be truely epic in their lives.

Man, did you read the tweets The Epic Texan posted? He truely is EPIC!

by Revman July 8, 2010

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