Coattail Thank You

Any additional thank you's added to an original thank you. A coattail thank you requires less sincerity and initiative.

Boy 1: Hey Dad, thanks for buying us this yacht!

Boy 2: Yeah thanks.

Boy 1: You're stealing my thank you! That was a coattail thank you!

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slang for thank you

thanx or thanku

slang for thank you examples r:

thanx so much for doing that
thanku for helping me w that

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thank you portion

Getting what you really want.

“Screw starvation!” yells Oprah (no, not that Oprah). “Screw Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, Paleo, Keto, raw, Mediterranean, Noom! I’m on this planet just one time (I think) and I want a bowl of hot fudge sauce decorated by a little dab of ice cream! To be followed a full bowl of sweet, sweet whipped cream. That’s just for starters. I'm saying no to no thank you. I want a thank you portion!”

“MicroAlice,” cooed MacroAlice, bending over the toddler’s high chair at Gordon Ramsay Hell’s Kitchen in Las Vegas, and wielding a small silver spoon. "Would babykins at least take a no thank you portion of strained peas?”
“Mother,” said MicroAlice – and these were her first intelligible words – “I would prefer a trencher of whatever you and my esteemed father are consuming. Osso buco with smashed cheesy garlic potatoes and roasted lemon zest out-of-season asparagus would be just fine, a thank you portion! Don't forget the molten chocolate lava cake.”

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Thank you for the flowers

A sarcastic response properly offered upon receiving worthless or unwanted advice, gifts, or visitations from relatives.

I really love listening to you bitch and being forced to pay for lunch. Thank you for the flowers!

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Thank-you muchly

A expression of thanks most commonly used by overly cheerful people who think they are clever and original. Often heard in the customer service industry.

Customer - "Here's your tip. Thank-you muchly!"

Waiter - "I hope you get raped in the parking lot."

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thank you please

Does your tail pop out when you think rude things?

Mine does

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Thank You Finger

The finger people thank you with when driving and they are on a cellphone (commonly the pinky)

Wow, i let them cross lanes and all i got was a thank you finger.

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