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After a toddler's poopy diaper has been removed and the the area has been cleaned, the butt still smells like zoo droppings. Only a bath will get rid of the stench.
I just changed Ziv's diaper but he has zoo butt - give him a bath.
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1) small creature found in the earths oceans..
2) another word for cool or sucks
-thats pretty cool- thats pretty zoo plankton
-that sucks! thats zoo plankton!
This word was re-invented for use as a completely random and useless word. why use zoo-plankton? well as before it serves a completely random word and it is also fun to say. This word was fist used this way in Simi Valley California in 2008, yes i realize it may be hard to tell the difference between if someone is saying something is bad or good but thats all the for the fun of the word just try to listen to there expressions and tone..
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Guy 1: Bro did you see that zoo nigga?
Guy 2: Yeah it's just like the black people!
The place that grandparents take their grandchildren when they are too lazy to take them to the real zoo. They take them to the pet store knowing the kids won't know the difference.
Come on kids! Big Jim is taking you to the Petco Zoo today! Let's go look at all the animals!
My dad took my nephews to Petco and McDonald's and they fucking thought they went to the zoo! What the fuck...
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A term describing a very unattractive, usually overweight skank. The person in question usually bears resemblance in size or appearance to a cetacean, ungulate, or similar animal, such as a hippo, orca, beluga, manatee, water buffalo, wildebeest, warthog, rhinoceros, or elephant.
"I necessarily didn't wanna bring home any sort of zoo creatures whatsoever. I mean these broads just probably smelled the food at the house." -Mike "The Situation" on "Jersey Shore"
I followed a smokin' hot girl back to her place from the club after pounding Jager bombs all night. By the morning though, she had magically transformed into some kind of enormous zoo creature. She looked so much like a wildebeest that I wasn't totally sure whether I was in her bedroom or the African savanna. I had no choice but to pull the old beat it and beat it move and be swayze before that disgusting swamp donkey awakened from her slumber.
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A couple that continuosly touches/caresses/strokes each other in a public display of over-affection
Jon: Who is coming over tonight?
Joe: Oh the usual, the guys and the petting zoo.
Jon: Wonderful
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When a female rubs a man's private part for countless hours, getting him hard, but doesn't make him ejaculate. This leads to an excruciating case of blue balls
Brooke stroked Max's penis for 3 hours and in the morning he couldn't even walk without finishing in the shower. He definitely had a bad time from the petting zoo.
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