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1) A killjoy who destroys things and takes pleasure from it. (Reference to Danger Days: True Lives of The Fabulous Killjoys).
2) A female who participates in destructive and unsafe behavior, despite the cost. Typically, these individuals are teens or young adults, but they can be any age.
Example 1:
The crash queen opened fire on the group, simply smiling as the bodies fell to the floor.
Example 2:
A: That girl may be a crash queen, but she has a smokin' hot bod! I think we should go out.
B: Think about it: she takes tons of drugs, drinks like a fish, has sex with everything she sees, and chain smokes. Do you think that crash queen is gonna live long enough for you to date her?
A: Who cares? She's sexy.
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Star of many video games, Crash Bandicoot was one of the victims of the power-mad Dr Neo Cortex, who tried to cause rapid evolution in animals in order to turn them into his army of heavies. Crash, together with his sister Coco Bandicoot and their friend Crunch Bandicoot, are now dedicated to putting a spoke in every wheel of evil plotting Cortex dreams up. The best games in Crash's history, in my view, are 'Cortex Strikes Back' and 'Twinsanity'. In the latter, Crash was forced to team up with Cortex in order to foil the plans of two power-mad birds (who were former pets of Cortex).
Cortex: I'll destroy you and take over this world.
Crash Bandicoot: Uh....
Cortex: I shall be the supreme being of the universe!
Crash: Uh....
Cortex: You've a real way with words, do you know that?!
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The sensation of extreme fatigue after blowing your load after sex or masturbation.
"I'm so exhausted; I can't move a muscle. I love sex but hate the cum crash afterwards."
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Similar to party crashing and wedding crashing, Christmas crashing is when guests show up unexpectedly to partake of the holidays with another family.
(knock knock knock on the door, Dad gets up and walks over, opens)
Mr. Focke: Hey there! We were out for a drive and our car broke down, right in front of your house! I'm really sorry for the inconvenience, I'm just letting you know that when my uncle Jed gets here, we'll have our car out of here as soon as we can get it fixed!
Mrs. Focke: (put-on shivering voice) I really hope we're not intruding or anything, I'm so so sorry about this!
Dad: Hey, aren't you the Fockes from church? Hey, come right inside - we don't want you to freeze out there! We're just getting started with the presents, and there's still some cinnamon rolls and coffee left over from breakfast. Make yourself at home!
Mom: (aside so the guests can't hear) Honey... We live in a cul-de-sac...
Dad: Yes, I know...
Mom: They're Christmas crashing.
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Song from 1995 performed by the band Live from their album Throwing Copper. It is about a friend of the band who was killed by a drunk driver. She had her organs donated and the songs lyrics reflect how her death enabled others to live.
Lightning Crashes is one of Live's best known songs
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Legend Playstation character that made his debut in 1996 in the first of the Crash Bandicoot games. In late 1997 Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back was released and to me it is still by far of the best of the Crash Games. Crash 3, CTR (Crash Team Racing), and a few other later crash games came out on the original Playstation. More recently there has been 2 Crash games on the Playstation 2 but many argue these do not compare to the older games.
Crash Bandicoot 2 is the best platform game on Playstation.
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When you go to the pub straight from work and end up out all night in your work clothes.
Most people that do it are in the construction industry.
“Coming pub after work lad?”
“Yeah I will but I can’t be arsed staying out all night though. We’ve black crashed it every Friday for the passed 2 weeks”