Masterbating into a condom. Can also be used to describe futile or self defeating actions.
"He came over, we're fooling around. One thing lead to another. So I left him there All dressed up with nowhere to go."
Noun phrase
A very remote place, far away from amenities and other services.
"Sorry I'm late! My car broke down in the dog’s dick end of nowhere."
The phenomenon of hearing beeps in songs when they don’t appear to be real, especially in the Beatles song, “Nowhere Man.”
Guy 1: Dude I’m listening to Rubber Soul, and I swear I here beeps in this song.
Guy 2: Yeah don’t worry, those are just Nowhere Beeps.
When your friend tells you his super power is invisibility and answers in a “mysterious “ riddle that makes everyone confused
Lucas is everywhere and nowhere
When you pitch a loaf so long, it touches both shorelines of the toilet.
That loaf was so long, a fly could walk across it and get to the other side of the toilet. Almost like a bridge to nowhere.
You’re nowhereeee (when referring to one of the above names)
The web page you landed at that is not where you expected to land when you clicked a link.
I clicked the link to see details about the item, but I ended up in nebulous fucking nowhere.