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A premier league team called arsenal
Bro ur team plays like arsenal your shit
That’s sad man
Brown stuff that comes out of a ass.
David had to go shit, but the bathroom door was locked. He waited for 2 hours. David pooped in his fucking pants. That is fucking gross.
known only by name to few, this mysterious colchester based narcotic dealer is said to sell some of the most potent shit on the market today. His sand ket is a best seller!
the shit:say my name
denon: youre the shit
the shit:youre god damn right
the brown stuff that comes out of your asshole
look at my shit in that toilet there
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"Shit" may just be the most powerful word in the English
language. You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you
swim in a sea of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation.
Do you really need an example after all that shit? I didn't think so.
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A bout of diarrhea. The 'Muddy Waterfalls'. Extreme case: When one can crap through the eye of a needle.
See also 'Brads'.
"If I drink any more than 5 pints of Guinness I get the shits the morning after."
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