The intentional effort made by women after a bad breakup to look really good. They do their hair and makeup everyday and wear more revealing clothing. They may not be ready for another relationship, but they look the part. woman, women, girlfriend, boyfriend, relationship, dating, lover, drama, girl code, breakup
Did you see Lana yesterday?! She looked good. She's got that post-breakup hotness working for her.
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when most of the people you know end their relationships in one week
Anna and Joe broke up this week, and so did Bret and Jess and Justin and Monica. It's National Breakup Week, I guess.
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She's giving you head, you take your dick out of her mouth, fart in her face and end the relationship on the spot.
I was so sick of her so I gave her a Franklin Fellatio Flatuation Breakup (FFFB) and got out of there
When you breakup with your broke, but loyal ex for someone else who is much richer while continuing to live in your ex's house for 2+ years while your new BF/GF builds a new, lavish house that your ex could never afford to buy.
Guy 1: I can't believe Brian left Allie for that snobby whore Briana! They've been together for years!
Guy 2: But the last time I was at Allie's place, Brian was still there.
Guy 1: Well, they still gotta live together to pay rent until Brian moves in with Briana. Its an Oakland Raiders breakup.
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Your first make out following a break-up
Lisa had her first post breakup make out last night.
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This is a syndrome that happens after a dramatic break up where the person who suffered the biggest lost after the break up goes into a frenzy of clubbing and smashing (sex) with random guys or girls to try and forget about the lost they just suffered.
Usually divided into 3 stages:
1st stage-person goes hard! does not stop for anything and just hits the clubs and the night life every weekend
2nd stage- after stage one she/he either tones it down or kicks it up a notch
3rd stage- the effects of the break up start to wore off and the person comes into realization that they did too much damage around town ;)
ive seen that chick go out soo much after her BF broke up with her, yeah she must be on that BRS Syndrome (breakup rebellious Syndrome)
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When your girl dumps you and you cut off your manhood (not your piss/fuck one, your face one)
"Hey man, Emily broke up with me I think it's time for a breakup shave"