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Hell.
Donald: GO TO ALBUQUERQUE!!!
Brenda: I was born in hell, yOu KnOw NoThInG SiR
Donald: I... I...
The act in which a elder hill billy woman stands before a small group of people in a stationary artistic pose. While in this pose she releases various soft faint vaginal farts in the form of a therapeutic tribal ritual.
Loraine was so drunk she went into the local supermarket and performed an albuquerque mannequeef fiesta.
While getting a blow job (from your lover, of course), as soon as you cum in their mouth, you tickle them hard under the armpits making them sneeze/choke, making them blow the load out of their nose that you just blew in their mouth?
Yo Steve, it's me Larry.
What's up Larry?
Not much. Just thought I'd give you a call to let you know that your mom blew an Albuquerque Achoo all over my coffee table.
When you’re banging a chick outside at night , you got her doggy-style. You can a firefly as it flies by, and stick it in her butthole.
As in, “I gave her the ole Albuquerque Back-up Light last night in Anderson’s hay field, it was awesome watching the glow on her perfect apple bottomed ass!”
A sexual act in which the male urinates into a fishbowl and dunks the female participant's head into the bowl and anally penetrates the woman from behind.
Last night was crazy man, I gave Becky the Albuquerque Astronaut.