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When mdma in pill form is placed around halfway down the tip of the penis, after which, oral sex is performed on the male, so that as he ejaculates the mdma into his partner's mouth and they trip balls.
Man 1: Did you know Australia has the highest use of mdma per capita?
Man 2: Yeah it also has the highest use of Australian Catapults per capita.
Woman 1: Ooo did you and Darren get naughty last night?
Woman 2: Sure did. Gave him the old Australian Catapult.
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A glass container for beer, or simply put - a beer bottle.
Bruce 1: Would you like a glass for your beer?
Bruce 2: No thanks, I'll just use the Australian crystal.
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"Quiet Australians" has really become a euphemism to describe the selfish, ignorant, entitled and apathetic among us - those eager to retain "wealthfare" and tax rorts at the expense of the young, the poor, the jobless, the disabled. Those "inconvenienced" by climate protests. Those who want to hoard inordinate wealth while others suffer. Those whose attitude can be summarised as "fuck you"
that "quiet australian" out there stirring a fuss...
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Where you're taking a shit, and your mother call your name, so you suck the shit back up and you go and finish on the living room floor
''Damnit mom dont force me to give you an Australian Slinky''
The act of performing oral sex on a partner, immediately after consuming the spiciest foods you can.
That Australian Dragon you gave me burnt so good, it's like fire in my down under.
The act of farting and queefing repeatedly under a blanket and trapping someone under it for them to smell your bodily gas and fluids.
Kerri: {farting and queefing} ... hehehehee!
Lauren: Kerri, what was that?
Kerri: Oh, I'm just brewing an Australian Fireblaze under my blanket for Anna when she wakes up.
The act of making a woman orgasm using nothing but your nose.
A 'down under' version of an Eskimo kiss
Look at that guys nose, I wouldn't mind him giving me an Australian Eskimo