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A male who turned 35 years old or is at least 35 years old and has never married or had children. They usually are men who enjoy being single.
Joe: Hey, Hector, you're 36 years old and you never got married?
Hector: Nope, I guess I'm a Certified Bachelor.
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Food that is easily prepared, has enough vitimins and minerals to preserve life, and cheap to buy.
Cause most single guys living alone are poor and/or lazy but still need to survive.
A great example of bachelor chow is cerial, $4 buys you 5-8 meals..just add milk..or not.
Also KD and hot dogs among many others.
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A Texas Hold'em starting hand of a Jack and King offsuit.
From "Jack-King-Off(suit)".
He should've stayed in with that bachelor hand.
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An old fashioned way of saying that a man is gay
He was seen walking around with confirmed bachelor John Watson
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When a bachelor walks barefoot on bare floors. When enough crap sticks to his feet, he wipes them with his hand over a garbage can.
"All he ever does is dust with this hands and bachelor sweeping. He never mops or vacuums. His sink is full of dishes. His bathtub and toilet are disgusting. Why on God's green earth would you want to date him?"
When a bachelor uses air freshener as a substitute for a shower or bath.
Pete: Hey man, you going to take a shower before we head out tonight?
Mark: Naw dude, I'm going to take a bachelor bath real quick
After a night of partying (preferably with women) when one tries to catch a few hours of shuteye.
TeeCiez: Shit, I have three hours til work!
ACey: better get a quick bachelor nap in before, else you're gonna go into work drunk and tired as shit.