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A poem.
Brooke Baldwin is so hot
That I wish to lick her twat
Oh it’s juicy flavor
Is a taste that I thoroughly savor
With each lick comes hints of peach
That cause my wiener to leach
Oh and how she sucks me off
Is only marred by when she has to cough
When she talks about the news she has a look so dumb
But it only makes me want to cum
Her tits so thick
Provide amusement for my dick
Her ass is truly a bubble
But fucking it gets me in trouble
Brooke Baldwin is so hot
That nothing can turn me off, not even her yellow snot.
I wrote this at halftime of the Creighton Zaga game so sorry for mistakes!!! Brooke Baldwin is hot and I am bored...
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AKA Stephen Baldwin
Flipping through the SYFY channel between the hours of 10pm and 5am you are likely to come across Late Night Baldwin. One of the Baldwin brothers that just keeps on making shitty movies. But at 3am who's really complaining.
W: Oh man did you catch that shitty SCI-FI movie last night?
C: Oh you mean that one with... whats his name??? The shitty Baldwin?
W: HAHA, Late Night Baldwin, ya
C: Ya, I saw it...it wasn't great, but i was wasted so it didn't matter...
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Formerly known as Baldwin-Wallace College. BW is a small liberal arts college in Berea, Ohio, which is home to beautiful parks and lakes. Unfortunately, aside from the parks, Berea offers very little except a club called "Wing Warehouse" where students punish their livers with copious amounts of alcohol.
The curriculum at BW focuses heavily on liberal arts and offers many unique classes. One such class is the innovative (and required) course called "Enduring Questions for an Intercultural World" which is widely regarded as a "big fucking waste of time." A BW student is also required to take multiple health and physical education classes because fuck you that's why.
Additionally, BW is home to a world-class conservatory of music, which houses one of the leading Musical Theater programs in the country. And those Musical Theater kids won't ever let you fucking forget it. Despite a shiny new conservatory building, the Musical Theater students still prefer to rehearse their songs in any space that is not a practice room. Campus cafes, dining halls, dorm lobbies, you name it! - there are sure to be Musical Theater students screaming their rendition of "Seasons of Love."
BW is also home to many other notable programs, and has been making headlines around the country for the business, education, and neuroscience programs, and (most recently) for being home to an ecstasy-producing drug lab.
Coe Lake sure is pretty, though.
"Hey, I heard there was a huge drug bust at Baldwin Wallace University!"
"To be fair, drugs are really the only way to cope with those Musical Theater students."
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The trashiest, crustiest, most fucked up school in the U S of A.
Baldwin Middle School Sucks.
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To Alec Baldwin someone is to accidentially shoot someone in the face due to bad gun and/or trigger mangement.
Last night Wayne went to the gun-range. He showed no respect for trigger management and might end up alec baldwinning someone.
Squirrel (the school's mascot!) women are either going to be successful of their own right, marry rich, or both. Some are Southern ribbons and pearls kind of girls, some are sistas, some ~like~ other girls, some a combination of all three, but they all are capable, poised, and stylish. These girls have it all and can do it all, and just try to tell them otherwise!
Grad school official: Who is that gorgeous woman giving that amazing speech?
Other grad school official: She's from Mary Baldwin, and I'm definately giving her my card.
First grad school official: Not if I get there first!
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MBC girls are as classy as they come. This all womens school is in Staunton, Va where all there is to do is go to Wal Mart and shop at the boutiques in downtown. The Stauntonites often refer to MBC as "the ivory towers of arrogance." MBC is known for its old traditions, its most popular is Apple Day, which is just an excuse for a carnival and no classes. More importantly Apple Eve is the wildest time of the year. These girls are known for being the most stylish in the Shenandoah, often wearing Polo/Lacoste/and Lilly. Now that diversity plays a part of MBC, students use this as a way to show their differences in culture and interests in the way they dress, the activities they are involved in, and their weekend activities. Most students frequent JMU, UVA, Tech, VMI, and HSC. Or you can find them at one of the raging house parties, which often have wild themes. These girls know how to party and can drink most guys under the table, after all the schools moto is "work hard, play hard" said by their last President. During the week, they do nothing but study and attend meetings, since it is a student run campus, but come the weekend, any guy can find some fun with these wild girls. These Squirrel girls know how to uphold the Southern standard and wear their pearls proudly, just dont challenge them in a game of beer pong! After all boys...all they want is a rich husband anyways.
MBC is not a girls school without men, its a womens college without boys!
VMI Guy: I wanna get some.
MBC Girl: Well dont look here honey, you better try Sweet Briar for that.
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