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A barbecue made out of a rusty barrel cut in half. Also known as a Pork Scotch Oven this shitty type of barbecue is most commonly used by little fat men with horrifically ugly girlfriends.
Thought you said the little twat had a barbecue.
Its over there, look. A half-barrel barbecue. Its a barbecue for complete losers.
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A barbecue arranged by a boring old twat. No one turns up except his ugly girlfriend. They eat garlic bread at a plastic table, then proceed to drink gin and tonic until they're almost comatose. At which point the boring fat twat plays crap music very loud and dances like a spack. No Pork Scotch Barbecue is complete without the tedious "host" donning a leather cowboy hat, imagining he's a 5 foot 4 Clint Eastwood.
Flonkule: Is The Porky Scotcher at work today?
Mickus: No its not and the Sun's out so you know what that means don't you?
Flonkule: Bollocks! Another Pork Scotch Barbecue!
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The occurence of a guy not lasting very long in the sack before he ejaculates. The type of barbecue that involves hotdogs and buns but doesn't last long enough to be a party.
"You need to make yourself last longer. I don't want another two stroke barbecue"
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Someone who enjoys frying up some good Ol' methamphetamine . A shortnened version is "glass barbie enthusiast"
"I'm not going to invite Dave over anymore, the bloody glass barbecue enthusiast keeps steeling my light bulbs"
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Simply where you dump barbecue sauce on your significant other and start piping her down to the point where the barbecue sauce evaporates
Game is Game!!!
“Yo did you clean the barbecue sauce off your headphones”
Dude did you said “ do you like that barbecue pipe down”
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When you are walking and trip and your penis, hits the grill. Usually this causes extreme pain and a possible loss of penis.
Dude did you see Zack? he just got a barbecue nelson!!!
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When someone gets roasted really badly!
Friend 1: Hey man, how was the party?
Friend 2: It was fine, but when someone tried to insult me, I barbecue chicken toasted them!
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