An outrageously lightweight, hen-pecked or effeminate individual. One who cannot handle ones drink/drugs and falls asleep easily. A person who is incapable of holding their own in a verbal battle of wits.
(opposite; macho)
He's not coming out clubbing tonight - he's doing a Bryson and staying in with the wife.
Look at the state of him. He's had 2 white wine spritzers and he's come over all Bryson.
Kiss my butt?? Is that all you have to say, you Bryson!?
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a name given to one that dates undesirable females.
"Ew, wtf man, you're a total Bryson for dating her. She looks like a dog."
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big fat bitching nigger with man titties
That Bryson is a fucking cat fucking dick wad with a cuntbag stuck to his ass. god if he shares his milk with the rest of the world, there would be no world hunger.
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An outrageously gay, hen-pecked, lightweight person. One who cannot handle their drink/drugs and falls asleep easily
He's not coming clubbing tonight, he's staying in with the wife and doing a Bryson.
Look at the state of him, he's had 3 beers and he's come over all Bryson
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To Bryson - Bri-son - To be bothered by the unwanted, unwelcome presence of another individual, especially with tendencies toward joining you and other parties bringing absolutely nothing of significance to the present conversation.
Dude, earlier, while we were talking about that bodacious babe, Brian Jarret came over and totally Brysoned us. I completely lost my train of thought due to his asinine bullshit.
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Is a complete homosexual. Is ugly. Has no social life.
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Bryson is a tall skinny armed person who only likes racist memes, he hates pe, and is not funny whatsoever. Everyone wants him to shut the fuck up, he legit looks like a spaghetti noodle.
"Bryson is so annoying"
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