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Carlo is the definition of narcissistic which most of his ex girlfriend would agree with… he also likes to buy all his girlfriends dogs because he doesn’t understand they are a life time commitment… since he can’t commit to anything properly himself except for his own tattoos … he’s a very good tattoo artist and he even somehow manages to convince all his girlfriends to tattoo his name across their vaginas ( I don’t know how, he must be very good bed) …he is however an amazing DJ but wastes his talents occupying his mind with females and love triangles , these carlo’s usually have a very strong foot fetish only for under size 3’s , he is also a very good hugger and good friend to those he actually cares for … and on the odd occasion loves the white stuff and a good party.
‘Such a Carlo move that’
‘She’s obviously been Carlo’d ‘
‘Carlo would love those feet ‘
An outgoing person, not afriad to say whats on his mind. Handsome & tall. Music is his passion, Brown eyes that make you melt. His singing makes you cry. When everyone tells you, "ewww why are you dating Carlos?" you'll realize that they're wrong & what you see on the inside is different what he potrays on the outside. No one really understands. He's your bestfriend. You'll love him no matter what.
Not everyone wants to date a Carlos until they truly realize who he is.
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The act of deficating unintentionaly, Self Excrement, To shit ones pants.
After eating that spicy pickle, I thought I was about to have a Carlos.
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I hope I don't Carlos myself at work.
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A know it all type of guy. You never know what he might say or do. He's very tall and handsome. Can sure brake a girl's heart, but the girls can't get enough of him because he just sweeps them of their feet. Ex-girlfriends' dream of him and have the feeling of getting back together, but… you never know what Carlos might do next.
Carlos...
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An epic shrimp who we all worship and love.
Narrator "Carlos"
(Que dramatic music)
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