to take the sweat from your balls and gooch and wipe it on some poor dumbasses face. focus on mouth and nose.
kirk neville pissed me off so i goat cheezed his ass!
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An undercover homosexual, or fag
One who displays metro sexual attributes. In other words is very lame in everyway, shape and form.
A person who is not real but dresses up to cover what they are really about.
"Kanye West is a Poo Cheeze ass nigga"
"Your used to messing with Poo Cheeze ass niggas"
"Look at that Poo Cheeze ass nigga"
"that nigga is wack... fuckin Poo Cheeze ass nigga"
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When a man has sex with a woman who has a yeast infection.
"Dude, I had sex with that chick from that place last night! I think she had a yeast infection cuz her vagina was all like white and cheezy, now I have cheezed balls!"
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A sexual act involving 2 slices of Kraft singles and a man's genitals. It involves wrapping both slices around the man's penis and sucking until ejaculation which will also produce melted cheese. Post-ejaculation you have created the ever famous "CHEEZE SAUCE!!"
Example 1
Man - "Bitch you hungry?!"
Bitch - "Umm... i could eat something."
Man - "Bitch! Come make some CHEEZE SAUCE!!"
Example 2
Bitch - "Damn!"
Man - "What's goin on cuint?"
Bitch - "I went to make a Cheeze Whiz sandwitch, and we seem to be all out of cheeze!"
Man - "Ain't no problem Hoe! Come over here and get some of that CHEEZE SAUCE!!"
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The art of covering as much surface area of the body with cheez-it brand crackers as possible. Can also be used to describe Ritz Crackers topped with Cheese Whiz in the same manner.
How many of those are you going to do at one time? Are you Cheez-it Loading again? It's gonna take you 30 minutes to eat all those crackers.
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Someone tries to be sweet, apple polishes for others, but is really fake and spoiled brat
Sam: look how melanie talks with ppl
John: she is a clout chaser.such a lil cheez
A term for a college football bowl game that no one gives an absolute shit about.
Guy 1: Hey man are you gonna watch that bowl game?
Guy 2: Nah itβs a cheez-It bowl no one cares about that shit.