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It is the popular spot to call people out to fight in order to resolve difference. The kicker in the situation is that there is not going to be an actual fight. While the "called out (callee)" party shows up expecting a fight, the "call out (caller)" party hops in the car and begins a jousting competition. There is a chase, followed up by some jousting. It's a hoot.
What did you say about my body fat percentage bitch? Bitch, Circuit City 2AM... BITCH.
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Poking one’s finger up one’s date whilst earnestly pumping one’s fist.
Johnno was engaged testing out a Bombay Short Circuit in the shower.
A gift item is in such poor taste that the receiver can never publicly use it, so the only value he gets out of the gift is to re-gift it to someone who will think it's funny, and it eventually works it way back to the original gifter.
This is a variation of the bad gift circuit, where the bad gift goes back and forth. That usually happens with two people, usually brothers who give back and forth the same hankerchief every year at Christmas. Bad gifts are not as likely to pass through a larger amount of people. Someone will keep the gift. But an impossible gift keeps moving.
Variation: "Impossible Gift Club" there is an undefined comaraderie among the people who have once owned the gift. They all privately think it is funny. But it is in in such poor taste that it is the humor that dare not speak its name.
Once the impossible gift has gone one full circuit, the original gifter gives it again to his first recipient, and the circuit continues with each receipient knowing they are part of a group of people who appreciate truly bad taste.
The original gift is a T shirt which says:
CALM DOWN!
Don't Turn a Rape Into a Murder
Some people will privately think that's funny, but they can't wear it publicly. No way.
So if Johnny gives it to Hank. Hank will say "Wow. That's sick. Some T shirts try to be sick, saying things like 'I got drunk on Spring Break and won a wet T shirt contest' but this is really sick. I wish could wear it, but I'll get in trouble. It's impossible to use. So it will just sit in my drawer."
Johnny says: "You can give it someone else as a present."
So the T shirt is gifted and regifted but never worn. Eventually someone gifts the shirt to Johnny, the original gifter. It has gone full impossible gift circuit. It will happen.
And so they have defined the "Impossible Gift Club"
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When a woman's nipples are visible, or exposed under tight clothing due to arousal or extreme cold. Similar to a popped circuit breaker.
Did you see the circuit breakers poppin on that chick? You could see them a mile away. I would love to reset those.
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A pretty cool band that toured with Good Charlotte, Less Than Jake and New Found Glory. Awesome in Concert
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A biological organism, especially a human being, becoming part of an electrical circuit. The word can be qualified with adjectives such as "terminal" (fatal), "unexpected" (accidental shock), "disruptive" (causing delays to the transport system),
Did you hear about the unexpectedly nonterminal expected biological circuit event in Texas? The prisoner was taken back to death row and they have not decided yet whether to try again or pardon her.
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Brought to you by the crew of Dfwstangs.net. this term has come to mean any bullshit meeting to come about after a countless amount of shit talking, where, when the meet actually happens, no fighting will be done, and at worst, the two involved parties will attempt to mate by driving around in circles until one of them runs low on gas. At which point, they will call a truce, and fill the respective cars, only to continue the "carnage" on the public streets.
Fuck you, you fucking fuck.
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