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An NFL football team in the AFC that despite having many disapointing seasons or heartbreaking losses still have some of the most die hard, hardcore, loyal fans in all of football.
Joe:I got tickets to the Cleveland Browns game this Sunday. I'm pumped!
Dave: Aw man but they're probably gonna lose.
Joe: I don't care I love this team!!!!
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A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland creamer is when one person ejaculates on another person's chest and then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
After titty fucking her, I blew my load all over her chest and then gave her a cleveland creamer. Man, her tits looked hot all smeared with my spunk!
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When you lube her ass hole with oil and then in a Lebron James-esque , pre-game ritual way powder her ass with cinnamon and sugar.
“Last night my bitch was feeling merry. So I decided to give her a Cleveland Christmas.”
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If your partner falls asleep during sex, punish them by taking a dump on either side of their pillow so that if they roll over while asleep, they wake up with their face covered in shit.
Sarah got mad when Ryan fell asleep during sex, so she unleashed the Cleveland rollover. He woke up startled when he rolled onto something hot and steamy.
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When a female does a Cleveland steamer and realises she has diorhhea. Hence, a tsunami of shit flows straight to her poontang.
Oh no Earl Squirrelson, you have diorhhea! Dont cleveland tsunami on me!
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An extremely sick, disgusting joke which is occasionally done in frat houses, public toilets or the home of your enemy. The "Cleveland Rewind" consists of un-hinging a toilet paper roll from it's holder, pull out a considerable portion of the paper, and very carefully wipe one's ass on the portion in the middle, then "rewinding " the roll back, and replacing it into the dispenser. Thus, a subsequent patron gets shit on their fingers. The "Cleveland Rewind" supposedly gets its name from the equally disgusting "Cleveland Steamer" term.
Man, some asshole did a Cleveland Rewind on me and I got a handful when I was trying to wipe!
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1. Person who believes that force, threats and guilt are adequate forms coercion that should be used to keep an employee from leaving your organization.
2. Person who believes that if you are from the same city as them, they own you and know what's best for you and your family, even if they've never met you and have no idea what you want in life.
3. Person who believes that if the terms of a contract have been fulfilled, the contract somehow still exists and you are still required to follow the terms of the contract.
4. Person who cannot get over the fact that someone who has absolutely nothing to do with their life wants to make decisions about his own life without consulting them first.
Overall, the Cleveland crybaby is a self-absorbed, pretentious, sanctimonious fool who focuses on the actions of media celebrities, expecting them to bring joy into their boring, pointless existence. This type of person has no life, watches too much TV and has little interest in living their own life. Since they hate their own life so much, they project this anger and frustration onto others, who can never live up to their expectations.
Cavs fan: "Wah wah wah, Lebron James owes Cleveland his life!!"
Mature adult: "Why?? Didn't he finish his contract? Wasn't he an unrestricted free agent? Didn't he take the Cavs to the Final and make them the #1 team two years in a row? What more do you want from him? Isn't he free to do what he wants now? Why do you think you own him and can dictate his actions? Don't you have anything else to do with your time? You're a Cleveland crybaby!"
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