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A subtle way to refer to the act of sniffing cocaine or when someone clean their nose after sniffing some white powder.
"-Jeff just came back from the bathroom, look at his nose!
- Yeah looks like someone was doin' the Colombian Sneeze back there"
The punishment performed by Colombian parents where upon coffee is spilled upon a body part of a child.
Person A: "My parents gave me a Colombian spanking the other day and it still burns my heart."
Person B: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuummmmm!"
The cartel slits your wrist then cuts your dick off and sticks it in your wrist.
The Colombians offered Mike Mike a deal, he could have a Colombian necktie or he could have a Colombian wristwatch. Mike Mike begged for the Columbian necktie but they gave him a Colombian wristwatch instead.
When a male dips his penis in egg, covers it in cocaine and then violently sticks it in his lovers unsuspecting anus
Man that Colombian crankshaft I did last night was amazing
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When two guys fuck a girl and one guy comes in her ass. Next, the other guy comes in her mouth and when she swallows she lets the cum in her ass fall out so it looks like it passed through a vortex and out her ass.
Yo, we totally gave your Yolanda a Colombian vortex last night.
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When you have enough cocaine that you can compact it and throw it at your friends
"Me and my friends made a Colombian Snowball the other day"
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A sexual act where the male has the female in bondage upside down so that her mouth is penis high with a rope tightly binding her lower jaw to her neck, he proceeds to ask her if she's going to vomit while forcing fellatio on her until she pukes all over his hairy beanbag.
The bitch done me wrong so she's getting the old Colombian inquisition tonight.
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