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A Crawford is a unit of measurement representing exactly five cubic yards of manure. Unlike a Couric, which applies to human faeces, a Crawford refers only to a large, fresh, steaming pile of beast excrement from a varied array of animals.
"I just had four whole Crawfords dumped out front; it's time to fertilize the farm for the start of Spring."
Sweatshirts and skirts 2k19. Always down for a cheeky window selfie. A passionate girl trying to change the world with her passionate hand gestures.
No one:
Literally not a soul:
Crawford: *Flails her hands in the air and screams*
Usually the most cutthroat person you have ever met. Someone who likes to be a savage in all aspects of life.
"wow, your such a Crawford, that girl asked you for your number and you said you couldn't give it to her because you thought she was ugly"
Will ask to rearrange your guts but can’t due to his micro penis
Likes to yeehaw but can’t haw your yee
Hairy hairy man
He prefers the dirty adam to all sexual acts
Did you see that yeti?? Or was that cameron crawford????
A sweet, kind, caring person, who even if they are a little bit bossy, will stick with you through thick and thin. They are a leader but so loving.
ide love to have a mrs cratchit crawford as a freind
that old mrs.haggerty had a gross stuby crawford vagina
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