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To keep on hand pamphlets from the varying fringe religions so when they come to the door you can counter them.
There were Jehovah's Witnesses at the door, so I crock blocked them with the Book of Mormon.
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To fart into a sheet and then toss it on the face of the one next to you.
Her snoring was pissing me off, so i crock potted her.
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A hot or desirable female ass, preferably on the big or voluptuous side
"I wanna get all up in that crock pot..."
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a small basket over flowwing with faeces
Britney spears looks like a crock of shit
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Farting in a hot shower, the smell rises until the water stream pulls it with the water to the bottom of the shower, where the steam pulls it up to your nose. The running shower repeats the process creating a crock pot effect
Man I crock potted my self in the shower this morning!
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Slang for cock and balls, derived from the clothing brand croft and barrow.
Then she licked my Crock and Bonner!
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Describes a situation where a person or group unreasonably or in bad faith prevents another person or group from obtaining something that they want, more out of spite than anything else. Because the rationale of the blocking party is often petty or personal the term 'crock' is used.
A variation on 'cock-block', although it can be used in more situations and being PG-13 in nature as well as humorous is also suitable for work or most social situations.
'Boston College cannot crock-block UConn out of the ACC forever. UConn has too much to offer.'
'Peter Marshall was ambivalent about taking the hosting gig for Hollywood Squares in 1966 but he did it as much to crock-block Dan Rowan (whom he loathed) as anything else.'
'Pierce Brosnan was offered the role of James Bond in the 80s but the producers of Remington Steele crock-blocked him.'
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