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Crosby is a super strong and a really retarded guy at times he mostly enjoys hanging out and is super chill and doesn’t question it he just lets it happen. His friends are usually really short and some of his friends are super sporty like him. He also enjoys yogurt like a lot of yogurt and a lot of milk cuz he has those strong bones.
Hey Dave why did you eat all the yogurt. Dave: I don’t know guys I guess I was just kinda Crosby
An act of urination
Crosby Stills and Nash - slash. Obviously.
‘I’m just nipping in here for a crosby John’
a beautiful girl who doesn't give a fuck but deep down she does. She cares a lot about people and would do anything to make sure that everyone is happy.
He's very pretty, good with children (very), short very very short, big penis, Crosby... Crosby... come here ahsoidndf, He likes to Bark Bark woof woof,
"What am I a dog? Bark Bark Woof Woof" Crosby-
A Crosby is a person that has bad grammar and makes arguments a rivalry’s over small situations
Rando:I hate you because you added a friend to a group chat
Person: hey don’t be a Crosby
Jody Crosby is an entity from a different planet. She gives people grades based on their race and religion. She DESPISES Jewish people, and will not accept their grade to be higher than a 90. If you are one of the few students she likes, you can do no wrong in her class. The worst of writings will get A’s when everyone else’s get B’s or C’s. She also goes by the nickname of Adolf Crosler, Crosbitch, or Crosnigga
White person-What did Jody Crosby give you on that writing?
Jewish Person - a fucking 75, even though my writing followed the rubric exactly!
White Person - oh, I got a 95, even though I put no effort into it at all. I bs’ed the whole thing and didn’t cite a single piece of evidence.
Jody Crosby is the most despicable woman ever. She has favorite students and will do anything for them, but will destroy the grades of people that she dislikes. She is also very racist, basing many of her decisions off of the race or religion of that person.
Dude, who started the holocaust?
Jody Crosby of course, remember how we learned about it in history.