minor crown

A tiny penis

Damn Connor has a minor crown!

Triple Crown

To successfully and enjoyably ejaculate three times in one day.

"Dude, I was bored yesterday." -Tom
"Me too, there was nothing to do." -Jack
"Don't tell anyone but I achieved the Triple Crown..." -Tom
"I was thinking about going for it." -Jack

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Kardashian Crown

Successfully dating a black athlete from every sport ever created.

Guy 1: Dude, have you seen Kim? She is one hockey player away from the Kardashian Crown.

Guy 2: Impossible... unless she fucks the puck.

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crown jewels

Royal "gems" which hang between a man's legs; women's second favorite toys...

The best fringe benefit for Princess Kate is getting to play with Prince William's "crown jewels"!!!

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Crown Point

A middle size town in Indiana, where everyone smokes weed. They all take pride in it as well.

I'm going to buy some weed from Crown Point.

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Thorny Crown

New kingdom term for the Blackberry brambles that a Ram caught his horns in. To be set free his horns were removed creating a polled Ram. Then he was sacrificed in the place of Isaac and his family.

My father-in-law Jr. Isaac and I removed the horns of that ram and freed him from his Thorny Crown of Blackberry vines and cooked it up for everyone to eat.

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Crown Town

refers to Corona, CA. 951 area code. Name derived from the Spanish meaning of Corona which is Crown.

I'm from Crown Town!! 951 bitches.

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