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Your best friend that has no emotion whatsoever and is pale as casper the ghost lol.
Shelby: Brian is such a Dollar Store Dracula
An act involving a protracted creaking noise, accompanied by an ungodly stench.
A used jamrag, an oozy sanipad.
Dracula's packed lunch was very tasty and he was feeling peckish that day.
Another word for farting.
Pesron A - 'Yuk whats that smell?....God, it smells like someone has just opened dracula's coffin!'
Person B - Yeah sorry mate, it was me, I farted.
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Person A- 'Uh oh guys I'm opening dracula's coffin!'
Eastern european monarch who pioneered research in the fields of in-vitro fertilization and the bat-winged feminine hygeine products.
Thanks to the work of Sperm Count Dracula, Sofia was able to give birth to a Downs syndrome child at the age of fifty and maintain her cotton panties in a near pristine state of whiteness.
The guy that brings the whole party down because the ratio is off. Also likely a cockblocker...
"The sausage party was going swimmingly until Sperm Count Dracula showed up"
When eating out a girl on her period then giving her a hickey leaving a bloody bite mark on her neck.
That girl from the party was on the rag, so I gave her the Nor Cal Dracula.