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Did you call me crazy and insane
Fuck you mother fucker
You should know that i am more powerful than your fucking being together with supermans.
Bloody fucker. Excuse me with your fucking revolting luring offenses. Screw your blotchy white skin. Having a few skin and balding issues beau. Making up shit about perfectly happy and healthy people. You are a cunt and a half.
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An incredibly poor excuse that even the perpetrator knows is so horrendously appalling it's an insult to the intelligence of the listener.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I'm very tired.
Innocent Bystander: It's 1 o' clock in the afternoon.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I have to revise.
Innocent Bystander: You don't go to school. Wait a minute! That wasn't an excuse at all! It was a mere Cheesman Excuse, designed to put me off while you make your escape! Little do you know your days playing the bass are over, for you have been usurped by a superior artist!
Frankie: (Of Frankie and the fat kids) I'm taking this.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): Er, okay.
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This is the excuse one comes up with the morning after they stayed out late watching a sporting advent, or went out and partied to hard. Often a lame , last minuted excuse that no one buys into. More than likely excessive drinking, and cocaine have a role in ones lifestyle.
Joe's morning after excuse was weak as usual. Obviously the Eagles played last night.
Papa doesn't even need a morning after excuse. He reeks of liquor.
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what you say at a club or bar to a puffed out chested guy when you need to get through to get to the bar, which is why you are REALLY at the bar cuz you go to the bar to get DRUNK not to pick up gold diggers. ANYWAY- when you need to convey to a potentially trouble causing trendy striped shirt guy that you want to get through in a very non confrentational "im being polite to you so you cant get mad at me" way.. you say "excuse me bro" and they let you through and they have no option but to be polite back. its bar/club ediqette. everyone knows that and if you dont. learn it.
*walking through the bar* 'excuse me bro'- no prob man go ahead. thanks bro.
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Also 'Pardon my French.' Phrase mumbled insincerely immediately after or before one swears a blue streak within earshot of the elderly, the young, or the simply uptight.
'Excuse my French, but that woman is a fucking cunt.'
or, after stubbing one's toe,
'OW! FUCK! JEEESUS! I'm sorry ... excuse my French.'
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An excuse that is only used by a gamer after he is beaten by another gamer or beaten by the computer. Such as "He only beat me because I was reloading" or "I didn't get enough sleep lastnight."
"Dude, he was camping!!!"
"No it was fair. nice Generic Gamer Excuse"
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Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink.
Me: "Sorry, I was doing some calculations, and writing a recommendation letter and didn't get a chance to work on the proposal". You: "Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink."
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