Falcon-Sider

This word is a Super Smash Bros. term meaning to save your teammate with a Falcon Punch (Normal or Reverse), sacrificing yourself to save them in a match.

Marth: "help me i just got rested at 0%, extreme knockback...agh"

Falcon: "...i got you (runs across the field, short-hopping to a falcon punch) FALCON PAWWWNCHH..."

Marth: "Thank you home dog...that was awesome you FALCON-SIDER, YOU"

Falcon: "Yes! yes it was...now come on! and let's beat them (meaning the opposing force)

Opposing Force (two Bowsers): "...show us your moves..."
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SILENCE........TIPPER TO KNEE!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSS

Drivin the Falcon

Goin Han Solo...I did it for the wookie...to masturbate to porn

Guess I'm home with all the nerds tonight
drivin the falcon...

Falcon Flap

A gesture of greeting and mutual respect between two people. Two hinge flapped forearms mimicking the movement of a falcons wings. Done by either one by one individual facing another or two people interlocked at elbow point. 🙅

The Falcon Flap was an easy choice for Mikey and Danny as they greeted each other at the local pub.

Falcon Kick

verb: to leap forward foot first to kick someone who is far away from you, shouting "FALCON KICK!"

noun: A big leaping kick made famous by Captain Falcon, the main character in the F-Zero game and anime series. It is characterized by Cpt. Falcon flying forward from a standing position, foot first. His leg is covered in fire and he yells "Falcon kick!" Also spelled kyick

Cpt. Falcon: "FALCON KICK!"

Announcer: "GAME!"

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Falcon bum

The most powerful form of anal penetration known to man administered by Captain Falcon himself when he's feeling particularly lonely in prison.

Carl: Oops! Dropped the soap.
Captain Falcon: FALCON BUM!!!!

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Tomika Falcon

Tom Felton. An ugly musty transphobe. He has a dog named willow that we need to save ASAP! He also has an obsession with Emma Watson.

Emma: Help! Tomika Falcon is trying to break into my house!
Tomika stans: No! He’s just uuhh... is out of sugar give it to him!
Emma: No! I won’t give sugar to that ugly transphobe!

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Millenium Falcon

A woman of dubious attractiveness who one of your friends nonetheless decides to copulate with. Named after the Star Wars quote when Princess Leia first lays eyes on Han Solo's ship and says "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

Barney was at it again last night, right Millenium Falcon he brought home with him.

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