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A man who, if he could he could talk as fast as he runs, would be mistaken as the next Albert Einstein.
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A film from the mid 90's starring Tom Hanks as a retard who seemingly takes part in every event in the 1960's.
Jimmy watched Forrest Gump 50 times last night just so he could see Tom Hanks' ass over and over again.
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A boy from the Forrest family that has gay dads and preform in illegal or inappropriate activities.
Why was a Forrest boy watching porn in class?
To throw a bat or golf at someone, when provoked or unprovoked.
Dude, howd you get that bump on your head?
Some guy david forrested me
The best person in the world! she most likely short and has blue eyes. She always acts like a blondy even though she has brown hair.
Whitley Forrester is my best friend.
When a girl is giving a man a BJ, the man then continues to thrust the women, causing a the nose to bleed, or posssibly break. The blood then goes to the pubes, causing a "bloody forrest"
Jeff: Dude, what happen to her?
Josh: I gave her the bloody forrest.
Jeff: was it good?
Josh: oh yeahh
A porno mawking the movie forrest gump. It has basically the same dialogue as the movie, but changed with pornographic langauge.
In the porno, Forrest Pump:
(Scene where forrest is in vietnam and gets shot)
"Oww, something FUCKED ME!!!!"
(Scene where forrest is in hospital with Lt. Dan)
Lt. Clam!!!! I came!!!!