Gurt

A person's dick cheese.

Your man is Gurtmaxxing after gooning.

Gurt

Am I relevant yet?

Gurt: Am I relevant yet?

Gurt

A Friend/Acquaintance

YoGurt How are you?

Gurt

When a nasty women ejaculates, but it comes out of her anus. Essentially sharting during sex only it’s not just poop, it’s slimy and in a liquid state

Yeah bro I was giving Nadia back shots and I saw her butthole start to quiver. I knew she was about to Gurt but I didn’t care. Safe to say I spent the next hour in the shower getting all the Gurt off of me and I just threw my sheets away. But what can I say, gurters have the most fun!

Gurt

unappealing

Did you see brittanys hair cut ? Eww gurt girl !

Gurt

Slang for yogurt.

Abbreviated variation on the term "yogurt."

Girl 1: OMG, I could totally go for some gurt!

Girls 2-4: OMG, OMG, OHMAGERHD, socited for some gurt!

Gurt

Gurt is a word that you use as code to say "I want to rape you" to unknowing victims.

hello, gurt good friend i cant wait to come over to your house later