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independent contractor

Someone who performs tasks even before he's been asked/hired/authorized to do so; he merely learns/overhears that something may need/be wished to be done, and so he himself steps in and completes said activity of his own accord, whether the people involved actually wish it to be performed or not. Just goes to show that you'll want to be really careful what you say when you're in the company of others --- you never know who might be listening, and then planning to carry out something that you merely mentioned about, not that you were actually asking anyone to perform for you.

MacGyver's arch-nemesis and professional gunman Murdoc takes the concept of "independent contractor" to a whole new --- and tragic --- extreme... even if the person who hires him merely wishes to have the mark scared --- or even if Murdoc's "employer" changes his mind and and no longer wishes Murdoc to perform said terrorism --- he continues to murderously pursue his mark anyway.

by QuacksO April 7, 2019


independent toe

when your big toe can point like a finger to things and you can pick everything up with it.

very handy

person 1: ew is that a chode
person 2: no its charleys independent toe

by taste of her iridocyclitis September 12, 2015


Independent Study

Pretend school

Nah, my schools really easy. I'm in independent study.

by hiperiwinkle February 17, 2012

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


The Independence School

The Independence School is located in Newark, Delaware. It is inhabited by a large amount of preps, yet a small preportion of them are punks. The teachers seem to take the side of the preps due to them looking like they are interested in school. Many of the preppy kids move onto another VERY preppy school. Tatnall. If you do not like preps i advise you not to take one step in either of these schools or you will be very disgusted.

Yo, do u go to Mckean(punk school)
No way. Can't u tell I go to Independence by the way I dress?

by anonymous March 23, 2005

10πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Independence Day

The official day when patriotic civilians get to express their freedom by lighting up a dozen of rockets made of gunpowder and cardboard and watching them propel high in the sky, creating an atmosphere of a potassium nitrate-scented aroma. Originally fireworks were used to shoot down unidentified flying objects (UFOs) when they usually fly around during the period of July 4th before Thomas Jefferson and the rest of the delegates declared it as a national holiday. Remade into a hit movie starring Will Smith.

1: "The people from all across the country were firing their rockets into the air!" 2: "It's because today is Independence Day, all them angry folks wanna piece of a flying saucer..." 2: "Even though there is a one in a billionth chance that they would actually hit one..." 1: "Lol, at least it gives Americans something better to do, other than killing themselves."

by ogdajuiceman July 3, 2010

19πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Independent Journalist

Another name for someone who is unemployed and still lives at home in the basement with his mother. Usually has a criminal record, and is β€œworking on a story”, the topic of which he/she doesn’t know and never gets published. They just like to cause problems.

Hey man, you are harassing, and arguing with these people, do you need some help? Nah man, I’m an independent journalist working on a story.

by Steady Teddy March 17, 2023

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Independent Contractor

Used by more profesional or high end prostitutes to describe there chosen line of work.

I,m not a ho I'm an independent contractor. Get it right.

by Flatchmasterson January 18, 2010

7πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž