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Hater Index

A measurement of hatred average among hateful beings.
AKA (HI)

Jill went and got a job, an extremely lucrative job through hustling and using connections. Jack, knowing this and didn't say a word, but everyone around could see his Hater Index rising. Friday Afternoon shit literally hit the fan, when Jill smiled smugly in Jack's direction with her boxes. Long story short, Jack had a stroke and is now on disability. Peace be with him.

by c-hat-e December 27, 2012


Shred Index

The quantifiable calculation of the amount of gnar that can be shredded by ones board and/or ski.

Bro you're a boarder therefore your shred index is far lower.
Dawg, with skid Ive got two edges so I have twice the shred index.

by Sean2017 February 23, 2015


Index-Pinky Scratch

The index-pinky scratch is a ball scratching technique that involves only using your index and pinky finger to scratch your ballsack. Using the hand that you pee with, you fold the middle & ring finger downwards, leaving only the index, pinky and thumb sticking out. Then you reach for the bottom of your ballsack and start dragging your index and pinky upwards, slowly and intensely. This method targets the itchy area much more effectively with needle-like precision. Note that this only works best with moderate-long nails.

I used the index-pinky scratch technique to soothe my itchy balls and have never felt better.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 22, 2022


The Social Index

A foolproof guide to determine the popularity and "soundness" of a certain individual. Factors such as inflation are taken into account in determining the outcome of this revolutionary theory. Created in Dublin in mid 2017, it is set to become a global phenomenon.

"she's got 600 likes, she must be sound" "yeah but she's a girl, according to the social index halve that and there's your answer"

by Ctcblue May 28, 2017


The Bro-Hater Index

The more you and a friend hate on each other is directly proportional to how close the two individuals are

Paul and I take potshots at each other on the daily but there isn’t anything that we wouldn’t do for each other. That places our relationship super high on the bro-hater index

by Chewbaccabuddy December 31, 2025


national index is stinky day

On March 4th when you see index call him stinky for apparently no reason

national index is stinky day
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Player: Hey index
Index: What?
Player: you stinky
Index: :(

by mate507 October 23, 2023


Tompkins Index

A mathematical function to describe the rate in growth of WhatsApp side-chats post a salacious and often incendiary comment in a central, widely inclusive group-chat.

Paul - "Geez, Andrew just dropped a couple of cables in the LEOG"
Samuel "Christ, this'll test the Tompkins Index"

by sxpress7 September 14, 2019