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Something really amazing that someone did.

Boy: "I got 98% on that test about the economic revolution in southern Russia during the time of Stalin's rule, even though it was supposedly really hard and everyone was freaking out about it, especially that one girl with the really ugly hair. Christ, she's crazy."

Boy 2: "Oh shit man! That's a jesus right there!"

by Awoo September 21, 2006

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Jesus

Exclamation used before a statement of shock, dismay, or surprise.

"Jesus, that things huge!"

by Teh Muffin Man May 4, 2004

66๐Ÿ‘ 179๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus

The closest we'll ever come to understanding God.
His most important ideal was compassion. This stems rom empathy. Being able to put oneself in others' shoes. And not judging unfairly, in order that we are not judged by the same method. Whether you're atheist or agnostic, these are principles that are acceptable. He has a lot of other principles that you would agree with. Like the importance of not being hypocritical, and the need to focus on being spiritual more than a dogmatic following of the rules. The more you read, the more you understand.

Pharisee: who is he to claim that he can forgive sins. blasphemy
Jesus: What is easier to say, your sins are forgiven or take your mat rise up and go home.
And the man did just so.

by Obrumi November 24, 2005

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Jesus

The truth.

When they murdered Christ they murdered the truth.

Christ = Love and he only spoke the truth

Those who speak against Christ hate love and murder the truth and Satan speaks through them.

by Christ is love and truth February 19, 2005

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Jesus

Jesus is the Son of God. He was a man that reformed Judaism and was hated for his radical changes. He established a bond between God and his people that has been umatched. Over 2 Billion people acknowledge he is God and over 3.5 Billion acknowledge his divinity. Jesus was perfect in any way, and in recent Godless times, has become a common object of ridicule among non-believers. Praised by Chrstians and Muslims as a messanger of/from God, he established a new variety of Judaism (now called Christianity) which came together in the early 2nd century as the One True Holy and Apostolic Church (Now known as the Roman Catholic Church and the Eastern Orthodox Church)(110AD - 140AD) and writings about his life first appeared in the first century (60-90AD). Preached against the old "eye for an eye" ideology and taught a new "turn the other cheek" attitude. Later disputes about his intentions with his people supurred a "refomartion" in which many people broke away from the Catholic Church and established Protestantism (commonly reffered to by the generic name of "Christians" in the U.S., since there are many denominations (Lutheran, Presbyterian, Baptist, Methodist, Episcopalian, +32,000 more denominations) to the point where many of the groups are not recognized if called by their formal names). Protestants have lately earned a bad name for their "excessive preaching" to non-believers. Jesus had 12 apostoles, 5 of which established the Catholic and Orthodox churches. Jesus was born in Nazareth, most likely in the summer. Christmas is recognized by most churches to celebrate the birth of Christ (and not as Christ's ACTUAL birthday, which non-believers misunderstand) and Easter is the celebration of Jesus' return to life.

About 4,500,000,000 People believe in (a) God (75% of the world)
About 3,500,000,000 People acknowledge Jesus' holiness (Christians + Muslims) (77% of God Believers)
About 2,100,000,000 People acknowledge Jesus is God (Christians) (46% of God believers)
Of the 2.1 Billion Christians:
1.6 Billion are orthodox Christians (Catholics + Eastern Orthodoxies + Oriental Orthodoxies) (76% of Christians)
0.5 Billion are unorthodox Christians (Independents + Protestants) (23% of Christians)
Of the 1.6 Billion orthodox Christians
1.1 Billion are Roman Catholics (52% of All Christians)
0.4 Billion are Eastern Orthodox (19% of All Christians)
0.1 Billion are Oriental Orthodox or other Orthodox (4% of All Christians)
Of the 0.5 Billion unorthodox Christians
0.2 Billion are Independents (9% of All Christians)
0.3 Billion are Protestants (13% of All Christians)

by Espanhol March 1, 2006

68๐Ÿ‘ 368๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus

1. That guy who was both God and man, really loves you and me, came to the world 2000 years ago in a barn, lived a regular life so He could identify with us, taught us the mind of God and pathways to Heaven, died on a cross for our sins so we could be right with God and not sent to hell, and rose back from the dead three days later, and then He ascended to Heaven where He is prayin and cheerin us on until the day He comes back!
2. Somebody the Inquirer says owns a hotdog cart in New York City.
3. The second person of the Holy Trinity explained this way: The heart of God is the Father, the Face of God is Jesus, and the voice of God is the Holy Spirit.
4. My Savior, my King and Lord, my Brother, my Friend, and my Lover. I know that it would make a great country music
song!

1. Jesus moved into the neighborhood. We saw the glory with our own eyes, the one-of-a-kind glory, like Father, like Son, Generous inside and out, true from start to finish.
2. Jesus owns a hotdog cart in The Big Apple.
3. Jesus is the Son.
4. I love You Jesus!!!

by D. L. Black December 15, 2004

133๐Ÿ‘ 302๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus

Jesus is the one aspect of christianity that most people who hate christians can not shit on. Despite all the bullshit that has been done over the years the basic idea of what Jesus was all about is untouchable. Jesus was about LOVE the churtch is about POWER, I am a Catholic I know the bullshit that goes on, but as much as I try I can't find a flaw in Jesus...

However if you have seen The Last Temptation of Christ you'd find that idea of Christ (being flawed and doubting) more beleivable than the idea that he took his passion with grace. I think Jesus would of been better as a full human being who sinned but still found his path.

by Paul Ross Fletcher (seth) April 22, 2006

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