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1. One of the greatest guitarists to walk on the face of the earth.
2. The act of dying of choking on one's vomit.
"Jimi Hendrix was on of the greatest, if not the greatest, guitarist of all time".
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"Man, it really sucked that Lizzie Jimi Hendrixed last night".
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Sure Jimi is a great guitarist, but as one can see he is clearly OVERRATED. Many of the definitions that are already posted for Jimi are the same. "Jimi played the guitar with his teeth", "Jimi was on acid, he has to be awesome!", "Jimi lit guitars on fire!", blah, blah, blah. What song did Jimi play the guitar with his teeth on? Let me tell you, it was "The Star Spangled Banner", which I must say is one of the WORST guitar solos I have ever heard in my life. It sounds like crap. I don't even know how to play a fricken guitar let alone one with my teeth and I could still play something on a guitar that sounds better than that sorry excuse of music with a guitar pick taped to my butt. I could take a dump in the toilet and listen to the kerplunks in the water and still be more entertained. The only reason that Jimi is SO fricken popular is because he has so many fricken gimmicks that appeal to many idiots, who only appreciate what artists do and not what they create. Just because he did things such as lighting guitars on fire and getting high on acid during concerts doesn't mean he is the greatest guitarist. Sure he was good at the guitar but no more. Cleary anyone who can recognize quality music when they hear it can't say that Jimi was the greatest guitarist ever; his guitar playing sounds sloppy and just plain bad at times. If anyone really wants to hear the greatest guitarist of all time pop in a Led Zeppelin CD and you will instantly have your clothes ripped off by the explosive riffs of the true Guitar God. Jimmy Page is by far the greatest guitarist ever to live, and he doesn't need a bunch of fricken gimmicks to prove that. Just listen to these few Led Zeppelin songs: "Stairway to Heaven", "Dazed and Confused", "Heartbreaker", and "Communication Breakdown" and any other previous opinions you had of Jimi Hendrix will be shattered completely. Listen to the rest of Led Zeppelin and you will worship them as music gods.
Jimmi Hendrix = good guitarist that is totally and completely overrated.
Jimmy Page = The Greatest Guitarist ever.
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Verb to vomit while lying on one's back, intoxicated
"You're so lucky I was here to roll you onto your side; you would've Jimi Hendrixed all over yourself."
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An excellent guitarist becuase he is just plain nigger. Known to break the boundaries of guitar playing becuase he was niggafied- in such ways as plucking the strings with his teeth because he cant afford a dentist becuase his family was unfortunatly, nigger. his afro inspired many nigs to pick up a guitar and steal it. His untimley death was the result of his tired nigger legs not wanting to sit in the back of the bus. when he was 12 his pops came home with a stolen guitar for jims, (typical nigger) the rest was history.
Billy: who would win Jimi vs. Eric clapton,,
Tommy: eric clapton wins regardless because jimi is a nigger.
Billy: Jimi hendrix couldnt spell his name correctly, isnt it jimmy?
Tommy: niggas aint educated
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this is to Jmams:
An excellent guitarist becuase he is just plain un-cracker. Known to break the boundaries of guitar playing becuase he was not crackafied- in such ways as plucking the strings with his teeth because he had way more talent than gay cracker men screaming like girls about "depression" becuase his family was fortunatly, not cracker. his afro inspired many crack(er)s to fuck off because filthy crackers have NO fucking talent in anything, ESPECIALLY rock "music". His untimley death was the result of his energetic non-cracker legs sitting in the front of the bus. when he was 12 his pops came home with a bought guitar for jims, (typical non-cracker) he was remembered for years, and even today, makes rock "music" look very very pussy.
Billy: who would win Jimi vs. Eric clapton,,
Tommy: Jimi wins regardless because clapton is a stupid, gay cracKKKer peice of filth.
Billy: Jimi hendrix couldnt spell his name correctly, isnt it jimmy?
Tommy: shut up you fag. that's how his named is spelled! fuck you, you dumb fuck cracker peice of fucking shit!
whites are gay! They brag that they are "straight", but post "definitions" here saying they enjoy black cocks and claim they know the size of asian and Indian cock (i am indian and mine is good size)
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He wasnt actually that good, true he was inventive inavative and different but his technique wasnt the best. Eric Clapton in my opinion has a much better technique and playing style and is much more clean and efficient in what he plays. He was still a good guy tho.
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Jimi Hendrix was good for his times and also was inspired by the music of Eric Clapton. Great Song writer and created some memoriable riffs but a very messy techinical player. Deffintley not the greatest role model either. Guitarist for the masses but not for the eilite guitarist.
Satch, Vai, Johnson, Malmsteen, Johnson, and Lifemore are the best guitarists in the world. Unlike Jimi they also understand music theory, and how to read and write music
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