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A troublesome, crazy, white boy who wishes to be black. He tries to rap, but his bitch voices gets in the way and his corny lines are just horrific. He should do the world a favor and just go back to working at McDonald's. Hopefully he won't see this and shoot up the nearest school.
An ignorant person
Example 1 :
Girl: I wish I were married to Justin Bieber !
Mother: I refuse that my daughter marries another girl!
Example 2:
Girl 1: Did you see Tom today?
Girl 2: Yeah, but he acted like a total Justin Bieber!
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Exemplary specimen of a soon-to-be man that most males cannot compete with, and so blaspheme (usually in reference to his "underdeveloped genitalia"), to which I would say, "Why do you know how big his genitalia are? Are you admitting you're a closet gay?" He is also talented, a good singer, and capable of playing many instruments. He is also successful, fortunate, attractive for a pubescent, and seems capable of laughing at himself.
GO TAKE YOUR INFERIORITY ISSUES ELSEWHERE, dumbasses. Don't know why you need to hate on the Biebs to make yourself feel better.
Man, I know. Those guys totally hate on that new kid. They're obviously just jealous because he's such a Justin Bieber- so adorable.
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A disgrace to Canada and to the rest of the entire human race. Justin Bieber is a 15 year-old male who, almost everyone thinks, has a "talent" for singing, but IRL he looks and sounds like an 8 year old girl.
Found by Usher on YouTube, Bieber has become a worldwide sensation. But for the SMART ones out there, we all know that he's actually a homosexual, talentless douchebag who can't can't do shit. Fangirls actually love him for his "looks" (although he looks like a girl, which means they are all gay).
Many musicians have over 9000 more talent than this piece of trash, but he still gets number one in any situation. This is probably because the dumbass fans who adore him so much don't know one shit about real music, and really need to wake up and get a life.
His most popular songs, One Time, One Less Lonely Girl, Favorite Girl, Baby etc. sound repetitive and have weak lyrics. It seems that he can only write about girls and love, which is really really dumb. He probably thinks song writing is easy, since he can only sing "Baby, baby, baby" "One Time" "One less lonely girl" over and over until the song ends. This, in return, attract many brainwashed teens into thinking he is so good at music. On the other hand, people die a little inside from what they just heard on the radio, and throw the thing across the room regretting themselves for hearing such crap.
Girl 2: OMG LIKE, JUSTIN BIEBER, LIKE IS LIKE, SOOO HOT AND, LIKE, I WANT HIS UNDEVELOPED GENITALIA INSIDE ME AND, LIKE, HIS VIDEO ONE TIME IS, LIKE, SO, LIKE FUCKING SEXY, LIKE YEA!!!!
Girl 2: OMG I KNOW! LIKE, HIS NEW VIDEO ONE LESS LONELY GIRL, LIKE, LIKE, IS LIKE, SO HOT, AND JUSTIN IS LIKE, SUPER SEXY THERE! I FEEL SO FUCKING JELUZ LIKE, AT THAT GIRL! JUSTIN IS MINE BITCH!!!11!!!!eleven!!!111!!
Me: Isn't Justin Bieber female?
Friend: Yea. Are you girls gay or something?
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Canada's worst export. Can't sing for shit.
Justin Bieber Fan: OMG, he's sooooooo amazing! I luvs him so much! Marry me, JB!
Me: Da fuck is wrong wit chu?
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A pretty popular girl who has a nice voice for a woman of her age. Other girls tend to like her because of her great looks and how she sings like she is on her period. And some girls can just relate to that.
Friend: What is that crappy music your sister is listening to?
Brother: It's her new favorite singer, Justin Bieber, she's so bad.
Sister: Shut up! I love her, she can really relate to all my menstrual and emotional troubles that i have right now!
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A prepubescent boy who dreams of one day becoming a musician. He is worshiped by little girls who are feeling their vaginas tickle for the first time. He further advertises the "clean music" movement mainly sponsored by Disney with their music acts such as the Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, and every other actor that has ever had a show on the Disney Channel. The video for his song "One Time" depicts a party with no drinking, drugs, sex, or anything usually at parties. I suppose it's appropriate considering he's only 7, but 7-year-olds shouldn't be having parties in the first place unless they are sleepovers where their mom bakes cookies for them and their friends and they play boys vs. girls keepaway in the back yard after fighting over control of the TV. WAIT ANOTHER 20 YEARS AND THEN PRODUCE AN ALBUM!
Justin Bieber: "There's gonna be one less lonely girl!"
Little Girl: *rubs self* "OMG ur so hott I love you!!!"
Justin Bieber: "Eew, girls are gross! Mommy, this girl's acting really weird!"
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The best person alive. He can sing, he can dance, play multiple instruments and is good at sports. However, he made some mistakes in past when he was a teen, but that's what we all do? The thing is, he has learned from his mistakes and is sorry for doing it. And I think we should forgive him for that the same way your parents forgive you no matter how big your mistake was. Let's make this world a better place for him :)
Person 1: Aye bro, who is Justin Bieber?
Person 2: A kind and generous person who suffered 7 years of hatred by the whole world
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