Koala Colada

An Australian alcoholic beverage educed from the innards of the koala.

Oi mate! We're almost out of koala coladas!

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koala job

Sex position in which the man is on all 4's and the female hangs from him like a koala and performs oral sex.

"I got a koala job from my girlfriend last night and it blew my mind!"

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Crazy Koala

To put it in simple terms, a crazy person. A term used to describe a person who is being crazy in a good way. Not to be confused with freak.

That Crystal is a Crazy Koala when talking to Christian.

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koala kisses

When you touch your butthole to your significant other's butthole and a puckering sound is made

"Ayyoo baby they laughing at me cuz they don't know what Koala Kisses are. Hehe"

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Walk the Koala

Perform an act of female masturbation.

"Girlfriend, you know I'm gonna have to walk the koala real soon now..."

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cool koala

This phrase was first used during the WW1 and WW2 era when which an Anzac was shot at, but the Anzac walked away unscathed.

Hey cobber that was close

Cool koala mate

wet koala

a terrifying image of a wet koala bear which was photoshopped to look like it's angry

ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the wet koala is gonna give me nightmares